Niska ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I remember when Cass visited ages ago, she was amazed that she could be in three different states in one day.
We had a little extra time before I had to be at the airport and went to an ENTIRELY NEW STATE! The north east is just ... boggling.
I read amusing people on Twitter. Crush objects and such.
hah! old joke:
Boastful Texan: why, it took me all day to drive across my land!
Downeaster: eyah, I had a car like that once.
Is Drunk Hulk more amusing than Sober Hulk?
By far. He was singing requests last week
DRUNK HULK KIND BUSY! STOP CALL! DRUNK HULK NO WANT THINK NO MORE! DRUNK HULK LEFT HEAD! HEART ON DANCE FLOOR! STOP CALL!
I remember when Cass visited ages ago, she was amazed that she could be in three different states in one day.
And there were DEER!
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
When I was in college, a bunch of us country kids went on a church trip to the zoo in Pittsburgh, and we stood outside the pen and said, "They have deer? In the zoo?" 'Cause most of us had probably seen a bunch of deer out the back door that morning and had to chase them out of the gardens.
Deer are fun, except for when they dart out in front of you while you're driving.
Once I was driving down a narrow country road when a deer ran onto the road and then started running down the road. I was driving behind it, honking and yelling until it got off the road and ran away.
edit for clarity
Oh, hey, I did move my ass. I got Oreos. I also ran some errands. And any minute now I am going to get up and go clean the kitchen.
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
Deer are gorgeous. Your west coast bambis are smaller or something, right?
Deer are rats with long legs.