hah! old joke:
Boastful Texan: why, it took me all day to drive across my land!
Downeaster: eyah, I had a car like that once.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - May 12, 2010 12:31:10 pm PDT #19055 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Daisy Jane - May 12, 2010 12:38:51 pm PDT #19056 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Is Drunk Hulk more amusing than Sober Hulk?
By far. He was singing requests last week
DRUNK HULK KIND BUSY! STOP CALL! DRUNK HULK NO WANT THINK NO MORE! DRUNK HULK LEFT HEAD! HEART ON DANCE FLOOR! STOP CALL!
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2010 12:49:25 pm PDT #19057 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I remember when Cass visited ages ago, she was amazed that she could be in three different states in one day.
And there were DEER!
Cass - May 12, 2010 12:55:10 pm PDT #19058 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2010 12:58:59 pm PDT #19059 of 30000
brillig
When I was in college, a bunch of us country kids went on a church trip to the zoo in Pittsburgh, and we stood outside the pen and said, "They have deer? In the zoo?" 'Cause most of us had probably seen a bunch of deer out the back door that morning and had to chase them out of the gardens.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 12:59:33 pm PDT #19060 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Deer are fun, except for when they dart out in front of you while you're driving.
Once I was driving down a narrow country road when a deer ran onto the road and then started running down the road. I was driving behind it, honking and yelling until it got off the road and ran away.
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WindSparrow - May 12, 2010 12:59:50 pm PDT #19061 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, hey, I did move my ass. I got Oreos. I also ran some errands. And any minute now I am going to get up and go clean the kitchen.
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2010 1:01:32 pm PDT #19062 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
Deer are gorgeous. Your west coast bambis are smaller or something, right?
Ginger - May 12, 2010 1:05:56 pm PDT #19063 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Deer are rats with long legs.
Jessica - May 12, 2010 1:12:53 pm PDT #19064 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I love Twitter. It's like Facebook without all the crap!
(Of course, I'm on FB too, and most of my tweets are forwarded, but I use Selective Tweets so it's not automatic. Not every tweet makes a good status update.)
I only just today discovered the awesomeness that is Plants vs Zombies. I mean, I'd heard OF it, but today was the first time I tried it for myself. People, I may never work again.