Deer are rats with long legs.
And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
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Ginger - May 12, 2010 1:05:56 pm PDT #19063 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jessica - May 12, 2010 1:12:53 pm PDT #19064 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I love Twitter. It's like Facebook without all the crap!
(Of course, I'm on FB too, and most of my tweets are forwarded, but I use Selective Tweets so it's not automatic. Not every tweet makes a good status update.)
I only just today discovered the awesomeness that is Plants vs Zombies. I mean, I'd heard OF it, but today was the first time I tried it for myself. People, I may never work again.
Cass - May 12, 2010 1:12:56 pm PDT #19065 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
If I had a garden for them to eat, they'd be pesty, I get that. But they are gorgeous.
I don't know if the deer are smaller here. I don't see them at my place ever. I saw them once at P's old place but they moved years ago.
I just love that there is wildlife that is still totally wild.
The things I see the most here are the things that look kinda like marmots but aren't. I can't recall their name. Sudafed brain.
sj - May 12, 2010 1:16:59 pm PDT #19066 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
My mom's beach condo has deer in the back yard all the time.
My grandfather sent over a big tomato sauce for TCG and I to have for dinner. It smells YUMMY!
Jessica - May 12, 2010 1:17:11 pm PDT #19067 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Deer are also problematic because they're just so DUMB. You know the expression "deer in headlights"? Comes from the fact that they will stand in the middle of the road staring at your car wondering if it would like to be friends while you're leaning on the horn trying to get it OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD BEFORE IT DIES. It's kind of amazing they haven't died out yet.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2010 1:17:56 pm PDT #19068 of 30000
brillig
White tail deer, AKA the deer I was familiar with in Pennsylvania, are smaller than mule deer, AKA the deer I'm familiar with here in Utah. I prefer white tails, they're prettier.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 1:18:53 pm PDT #19069 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's kind of amazing they haven't died out yet.
Yeah. Actually there are more deer now in North America than there were when white folks first arrived - it's all the farmers' crops the deer eat.
Jessica - May 12, 2010 1:19:56 pm PDT #19070 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah. Actually there are more deer now in North America than there were when white folks first arrived - it's all the farmers' crops the deer eat.
But how were they not all eaten by wolves before people even got here?? That's what I don't get.
sj - May 12, 2010 1:20:34 pm PDT #19071 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Deer are also problematic because they're just so DUMB. You know the expression "deer in headlights"? Comes from the fact that they will stand in the middle of the road staring at your car wondering if it would like to be friends while you're leaning on the horn trying to get it OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD BEFORE IT DIES. It's kind of amazing they haven't died out yet.
Yes, I have been in that situation. Luckily, I was able to come to a full stop and just beep at the deer for several minutes until decided to move on.
Atropa - May 12, 2010 1:21:18 pm PDT #19072 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I love Twitter. It's like Facebook without all the crap!
Yes! Twitter does not have a "So-and-So thinks you should be friends with this other person!" button, THANK GOD. Because, dear So-and-So, if I wanted to be Facebook friends with that other person, I already would be. There's a REASON I'm not, thanks.