hah! I ran across a blog post:
My favourite tweet of the night goes to @annabelcrabb: Government Keeps Promise! Delivers Boring Budget, Exactly As Threatened
I think they're in Australia ....
Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.
Oz ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - May 12, 2010 12:18:34 pm PDT #19052 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
billytea - May 12, 2010 12:27:29 pm PDT #19053 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think they're in Australia ....
Heh. It's all true, we had a budget this week, and it was boring as. (Dont forget, our country is being run by two blokes called Kevin and Wayne. Excitement city!)
On the other hand, they do project that our budget will be back in surplus in three years, which no other developed country is claiming. A bit of boredom is not such a bad thing right now.
Cass - May 12, 2010 12:29:57 pm PDT #19054 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I remember when Cass visited ages ago, she was amazed that she could be in three different states in one day.
We had a little extra time before I had to be at the airport and went to an ENTIRELY NEW STATE! The north east is just ... boggling.
I read amusing people on Twitter. Crush objects and such.
Toddson - May 12, 2010 12:31:10 pm PDT #19055 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
hah! old joke:
Boastful Texan: why, it took me all day to drive across my land!
Downeaster: eyah, I had a car like that once.
Daisy Jane - May 12, 2010 12:38:51 pm PDT #19056 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Is Drunk Hulk more amusing than Sober Hulk?
By far. He was singing requests last week
DRUNK HULK KIND BUSY! STOP CALL! DRUNK HULK NO WANT THINK NO MORE! DRUNK HULK LEFT HEAD! HEART ON DANCE FLOOR! STOP CALL!
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2010 12:49:25 pm PDT #19057 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I remember when Cass visited ages ago, she was amazed that she could be in three different states in one day.
And there were DEER!
Cass - May 12, 2010 12:55:10 pm PDT #19058 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
To be fair, I still get all OMG about deer. There were some outside a friend's house where we were having dinner a couple of weeks ago. I was a bad conversationalist because there were DEER RIGHT THERE OUTSIDE. Two of them. DEER.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2010 12:58:59 pm PDT #19059 of 30000
brillig
When I was in college, a bunch of us country kids went on a church trip to the zoo in Pittsburgh, and we stood outside the pen and said, "They have deer? In the zoo?" 'Cause most of us had probably seen a bunch of deer out the back door that morning and had to chase them out of the gardens.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 12:59:33 pm PDT #19060 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Deer are fun, except for when they dart out in front of you while you're driving.
Once I was driving down a narrow country road when a deer ran onto the road and then started running down the road. I was driving behind it, honking and yelling until it got off the road and ran away.
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WindSparrow - May 12, 2010 12:59:50 pm PDT #19061 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, hey, I did move my ass. I got Oreos. I also ran some errands. And any minute now I am going to get up and go clean the kitchen.