Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - May 06, 2010 7:02:03 am PDT #18426 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

HATE man-cut tees with their turtlenecks and big square sleeves. bah. When my band made shirts we made them for the ladies and the men!


Shir - May 06, 2010 7:16:07 am PDT #18427 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

WTF, people:

I'm in the university's computer farm, and 3 girls just came and sat by my station. They talked loudly, and I gave them a look, and one of the girls caught it and apologized, said that they'll try to be more quiet.

Less than a second later, she sang a line out of a song, more loudly than the sound of their chattering.


Pix - May 06, 2010 7:27:39 am PDT #18428 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Omnis, are you planning to stay with us tonight? Drew said he never heard back from you. You're welcome of course, but fair warning that the house is a sty. Sigh. Can't wait to see you, though!!


smonster - May 06, 2010 7:32:00 am PDT #18429 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm listening to the soundtrack right now AIFG. I was pretty impressed that they've put an environmental spin on the "green" theme with organic tees and such. If a t shirt is going to be so damn spendy it better be organic.


Steph L. - May 06, 2010 7:36:57 am PDT #18430 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don`t know quite how to say this, but the skinwalker thing is real, although significantly more serious than the way you`re understanding it just now.

OK, just reading the wikipedia article has me jumpy. In broad daylight. Two or three thousand miles away.

I read the wikipedia article, too, and even if wikipedia doesn't have it quite right, what it does have is creepy. And intriguing.


omnis_audis - May 06, 2010 8:14:39 am PDT #18431 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yes. Sorry, fell asleep before he left work. Sty = home. No worries. Thisppst made @ 75 mph


tommyrot - May 06, 2010 8:16:17 am PDT #18432 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thisppst made @ 75 mph

Ummm... I don't think posting while driving is a good idea.

Plus I think illegal in some places.


Gudanov - May 06, 2010 8:18:30 am PDT #18433 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Ummm... I don't think posting while driving is a good idea.

Unless you have one of these,

[link]


Jessica - May 06, 2010 8:23:41 am PDT #18434 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The best part of Gud's link is the customer images.


lisah - May 06, 2010 8:24:45 am PDT #18435 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

The best part of Gud's link is the customer images.

Ha! Seriously!