You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 06, 2010 8:16:17 am PDT #18432 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thisppst made @ 75 mph

Ummm... I don't think posting while driving is a good idea.

Plus I think illegal in some places.


Gudanov - May 06, 2010 8:18:30 am PDT #18433 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Ummm... I don't think posting while driving is a good idea.

Unless you have one of these,

[link]


Jessica - May 06, 2010 8:23:41 am PDT #18434 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The best part of Gud's link is the customer images.


lisah - May 06, 2010 8:24:45 am PDT #18435 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

The best part of Gud's link is the customer images.

Ha! Seriously!


Gudanov - May 06, 2010 8:31:22 am PDT #18436 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I also recently showed my wife the "Gifts for Mom" Newegg ad.

[link]

She enjoyed reading the customer reviews for the hand massager.

[link]


Barb - May 06, 2010 8:45:22 am PDT #18437 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

You know, I've come to an interesting conclusion with respect to these copyedits. I think the first half of the book went so... damned... slow... because it's the part of the book that was rewritten and revised the most. To the point where I very nearly despise it. Whereas the second half of the book is almost completely intact from the original draft —interestingly enough, it seems to have far fewer edits and I actually like reading it better because it's like reading something new.

Strange.

Oh, and omnis? Don't text and drive, you ninny. We don't want to have to scrape your remains off of I-40.


Kate P. - May 06, 2010 8:53:54 am PDT #18438 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, and omnis? Don't text and drive, you ninny. We don't want to have to scrape your remains off of I-40.

Yes, this. I'm stopping myself from making a longer post, but suffice it to say that I've recently become aware of just how dangerous it is to use your phone for anything while driving. Please be careful!


Zenkitty - May 06, 2010 9:13:50 am PDT #18439 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Today I ran into a SECOND group of German tourists riding on Harleys in a pack. I'm guessing there is a very thriving tour industry of renting Harley Davidson's to tour America.

Ha! My niece has a friend from Norway (named Magnus!) who takes groups of European tourists on motorcycle tours of the U.S. He seems to do quite well, plus it's fun!

I really want to drive Route 66, more than ever now! Meteor Crater!

A restaurant that wants me to cook my own food? Oh hell no. Something else to check for in strange cities. (Strange to me. Or, just strange.)

I'm curious about the Skinwalkers, Liese. The Wikipedia article was basically what I knew, and I wonder if it's right at all.

Interview ~ma, Hil! May this one be just right.

I had a bizarre "I'm in Torchwood with Eliot Spencer" dream last night. Would've been scary, but... I had Eliot, so I felt safe. Completely incoherent dream, though; couldn't even make a fanfic of it!

Shir, I've been known to gather evidence that backs my opinion and shove it at people who argued stupid positions against me, sometimes days later. Like the guy who insisted that Klaatu was the robot. I mean, really, some things just cannot be allowed to stand.

I don't like regular-cut T-shirts because the crew necks are too high. High necks don't look good on me, and the feeling of something around my neck bothers me. When I have a T-shirt I like, I usually cut the neck out and let the material roll.

omnis, what they said! No texting while driving!


smonster - May 06, 2010 9:15:13 am PDT #18440 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I had a bizarre "I'm in Torchwood with Eliot Spencer"

Ahahaha! Now that would be a crossover.


amych - May 06, 2010 9:16:07 am PDT #18441 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm in Torchwood with Eliot Spencer

Wait, was there more internet after this sentence? Because I think I got stuck.