Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - May 01, 2010 7:26:43 am PDT #17816 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Sail I'm sorry lots of ~ma to your family.


Barb - May 01, 2010 7:30:59 am PDT #17817 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

So much ~ma, Sail.

And Fuck Cancer straight up the ass with a rusty chainsaw.


vw bug - May 01, 2010 8:17:40 am PDT #17818 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I actually saw a bumper sticker recently that said, "Fuck Cancer," and I was equally humored that this was probably the one "acceptable" use of "Fuck" on a bumper sticker and saddened that so many people experience the "Fuck Cancer" sentiment.

Yesterday was a long, sad, hard day. But somehow it has energized me. I have attacked my kitchen (which has been buried, essentially since I moved in). I'm currently sitting at my kitchen table, and I can see most of the floor. The top of the dishwasher is also clear. Amazing what you can do when you finally put your mind to it.

Of course, part of this process, though, is going through bags and bags of work stuff that I've needed to sort through. So much has gotten thrown out or recycled that it makes me very sad, but what can you do? I can't hold on to it forever...no matter how much I want to. God, I'm gonna miss these crazy kids.


Zenkitty - May 01, 2010 8:36:41 am PDT #17819 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Positive vibes to your cousin and live-long~ma to his finace, Sail.

Congrats, Seska! Welcome, Ivy!

Letting-go~ma, vw. It's difficult.

But I think it's ridiculous for him to go to a doc and pay the co-pay for them to remove two wee sutures, when I can do it in 30 seconds.

Erin, you totally can! I once took 15 stitches out of my boyfriend's scalp with fingernail clippers. It ain't hard.


Strix - May 01, 2010 8:42:23 am PDT #17820 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I know, Zen! He just needs to GET OVER IT and hold still.

At midnight last night, after reading decorating and decluttering sites, I got a wild hair, and went down into our scary basement, and cleaned and organized the laundry section. It's still in an unfinished basement, but that little section is neat and tidy; I even found carpet roll remnants and put them down.

Ah, the joys of being a Virgo!


Typo Boy - May 01, 2010 8:46:35 am PDT #17821 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Coming in late, but Fuck Cancer.


beekaytee - May 01, 2010 9:37:26 am PDT #17822 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I thought it was worth mentioning. In fact, I had this brief mental flash of you talking about it in your Doggy Lama seminars.

Completely this. A good friend, who used to run a pet store, didn't even know about the classes...so, there will be much edumacation going on, once I'm in the know.

smonster, give that Frankie boy a pat for me! Did you use the canned pumpkin trick with the bones? It's miraculous...seriously.


DCJensen - May 01, 2010 9:43:16 am PDT #17823 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Children review the Beatles

So I decide the panel is ready for a more subtle musical moment: Eleanor Rigby. This ode to loneliness, from the Beatles’ landmark 1966 album Revolver, showcases Paul McCartney’s gift for empathy, perfectly capturing sadness with such evocative lines as “writing a sermon that no-one will hear”. The children are uncharacteristically quiet.

“It’s about lonely people. It’s about poor people,” says Rowan, looking sad.

“It’s about ragged tramps in newspapers on the street,” says Otto, upping the tragic imagery. “But the Beatles weren’t poor. They were famous. Fame leads to riches. Riches lead to a Nintendo DS.”

“The Beatles need to buy houses and cars, and a helicopter,” reflects Isabella. “But they still want to make the poor people feel a bit better.”

“I think they wrote the song when they went into a graveyard,” concludes Otto.

Heh.


Vortex - May 01, 2010 10:29:40 am PDT #17824 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just realized that I did the stupidest thing ever. I needed to transfer money from my ING account to my regular checking account to cover a check. I have just realized that I transferred the money FROM my regular checking account TO my ING account. Hello bounced check!


DavidS - May 01, 2010 10:36:44 am PDT #17825 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just realized that I did the stupidest thing ever.

I don't think you have a grasp on this "stupidest thing ever."

To educate you, I refer you to the guy who tried to masturbate with a belt sander and cook off half his cock.