Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 01, 2010 8:42:23 am PDT #17820 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I know, Zen! He just needs to GET OVER IT and hold still.

At midnight last night, after reading decorating and decluttering sites, I got a wild hair, and went down into our scary basement, and cleaned and organized the laundry section. It's still in an unfinished basement, but that little section is neat and tidy; I even found carpet roll remnants and put them down.

Ah, the joys of being a Virgo!


Typo Boy - May 01, 2010 8:46:35 am PDT #17821 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Coming in late, but Fuck Cancer.


beekaytee - May 01, 2010 9:37:26 am PDT #17822 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I thought it was worth mentioning. In fact, I had this brief mental flash of you talking about it in your Doggy Lama seminars.

Completely this. A good friend, who used to run a pet store, didn't even know about the classes...so, there will be much edumacation going on, once I'm in the know.

smonster, give that Frankie boy a pat for me! Did you use the canned pumpkin trick with the bones? It's miraculous...seriously.


DCJensen - May 01, 2010 9:43:16 am PDT #17823 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Children review the Beatles

So I decide the panel is ready for a more subtle musical moment: Eleanor Rigby. This ode to loneliness, from the Beatles’ landmark 1966 album Revolver, showcases Paul McCartney’s gift for empathy, perfectly capturing sadness with such evocative lines as “writing a sermon that no-one will hear”. The children are uncharacteristically quiet.

“It’s about lonely people. It’s about poor people,” says Rowan, looking sad.

“It’s about ragged tramps in newspapers on the street,” says Otto, upping the tragic imagery. “But the Beatles weren’t poor. They were famous. Fame leads to riches. Riches lead to a Nintendo DS.”

“The Beatles need to buy houses and cars, and a helicopter,” reflects Isabella. “But they still want to make the poor people feel a bit better.”

“I think they wrote the song when they went into a graveyard,” concludes Otto.

Heh.


Vortex - May 01, 2010 10:29:40 am PDT #17824 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just realized that I did the stupidest thing ever. I needed to transfer money from my ING account to my regular checking account to cover a check. I have just realized that I transferred the money FROM my regular checking account TO my ING account. Hello bounced check!


DavidS - May 01, 2010 10:36:44 am PDT #17825 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just realized that I did the stupidest thing ever.

I don't think you have a grasp on this "stupidest thing ever."

To educate you, I refer you to the guy who tried to masturbate with a belt sander and cook off half his cock.


Anne W. - May 01, 2010 10:50:26 am PDT #17826 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I need to send out a cry of "Fuck Cancer" as well. My step-grandfather was just diagnosed with mesothelioma. Chances of survival are about nil.

He is an amazing person, very smart and funny and irreverent in the vein of John Cleese, and... I'm just kind of stunned. I've been closer to him than to either of my biological grandfathers, and while I kind of knew he wasn't going to be around forever (he's in his eighties), the fact that he's probably not going to be around at Christmas just doesn't seem right.

He's heading back to England (he never did bother to become a full U.S. citizen - he found all the questionnaires, etc. appallingly intrusive) via cruise ship to go see family over there. I have an awful feeling he won't be coming back.


SailAweigh - May 01, 2010 10:55:03 am PDT #17827 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Anne}} How awful! I hope the time you get to spend with him before he leaves is all wonderful memories for you.


Zenkitty - May 01, 2010 11:05:30 am PDT #17828 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, Anne, I'm so sorry.


vw bug - May 01, 2010 11:07:48 am PDT #17829 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Anne. I am so very, very sorry.