I just realized that I did the stupidest thing ever.
I don't think you have a grasp on this "stupidest thing ever."
To educate you, I refer you to the guy who tried to masturbate with a belt sander and cook off half his cock.
I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.
Giles ,'Chosen'
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DavidS - May 01, 2010 10:36:44 am PDT #17825 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Anne W. - May 01, 2010 10:50:26 am PDT #17826 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I need to send out a cry of "Fuck Cancer" as well. My step-grandfather was just diagnosed with mesothelioma. Chances of survival are about nil.
He is an amazing person, very smart and funny and irreverent in the vein of John Cleese, and... I'm just kind of stunned. I've been closer to him than to either of my biological grandfathers, and while I kind of knew he wasn't going to be around forever (he's in his eighties), the fact that he's probably not going to be around at Christmas just doesn't seem right.
He's heading back to England (he never did bother to become a full U.S. citizen - he found all the questionnaires, etc. appallingly intrusive) via cruise ship to go see family over there. I have an awful feeling he won't be coming back.
SailAweigh - May 01, 2010 10:55:03 am PDT #17827 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
{{Anne}} How awful! I hope the time you get to spend with him before he leaves is all wonderful memories for you.
Zenkitty - May 01, 2010 11:05:30 am PDT #17828 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh, Anne, I'm so sorry.
vw bug - May 01, 2010 11:07:48 am PDT #17829 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Oh, Anne. I am so very, very sorry.
javachik - May 01, 2010 11:07:52 am PDT #17830 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Anne, I am sorry.
Vortex - May 01, 2010 11:09:42 am PDT #17831 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm so sorry Anne. I have to admit that I found this
(he never did bother to become a full U.S. citizen - he found all the questionnaires, etc. appallingly intrusive)
funny. How terribly british of him.
DavidS - May 01, 2010 11:14:28 am PDT #17832 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sad news, Anne, I'm sorry.
Was it asbestos related?
Shir - May 01, 2010 11:24:30 am PDT #17833 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Oh, {{Anne}}. I'm sorry.
JZ - May 01, 2010 11:32:59 am PDT #17834 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm so sorry, Anne. Fuck cancer, indeed.