Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Apr 29, 2010 4:48:19 pm PDT #17628 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, and my advisor's comment when he saw me walking with a cane was, "You're looking old."

Okay, I've long suspected it, but this just confirms that your advisor is stupid. Seriously? Saying something like that to someone wielding a cane?

I'da taken his knees out.

But then, I've been told I have violent tendencies.


beekaytee - Apr 29, 2010 4:50:13 pm PDT #17629 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, and my advisor's comment when he saw me walking with a cane was, "You're looking old."

This guy sounds like a fantasy of a dick, of a jerk of a fever dream. How does he exist in nature?


Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2010 4:51:17 pm PDT #17630 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Someday Hil's advisor should get what he deserves, but only after Hil's PHD is awarded her.

And in terms of this:

I'll bet Georgia would like to erase Deliverance the way Glenn Close would probably like people to just forget about her character in Fatal Attraction.

Sharon McCrumb wrote a character who set Emily Dickinson poetry to banjo music to scare tourists. I'll someone with the right look and banjo skills could pull that off.


amych - Apr 29, 2010 4:51:53 pm PDT #17631 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

How does he exist in nature?

He doesn't. He exists in a math department.


Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:02:07 pm PDT #17632 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Any Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas."


Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2010 5:09:32 pm PDT #17633 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thank you Ginger! That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.


javachik - Apr 29, 2010 5:11:30 pm PDT #17634 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Uh, I was told I was hysterical and should do stand-up comedy. So I've got that going for me.

I could see this. With your deadpan delivery, you could be like Steven Wright.


Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:10 pm PDT #17635 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You all are making me laugh. Hil's advisor is a dick.


Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:18 pm PDT #17636 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.

B5, "The Day of the Dead" by Neil Gaiman


Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2010 5:16:34 pm PDT #17637 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was once told I should do stand-up. By a stand-up comedian who wanted to get laid.

So--- was this a nice Indian girl who told you this, Polter-Cow... because we might have found your wife! :)