Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:02:07 pm PDT #17632 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Any Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas."


Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2010 5:09:32 pm PDT #17633 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thank you Ginger! That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.


javachik - Apr 29, 2010 5:11:30 pm PDT #17634 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Uh, I was told I was hysterical and should do stand-up comedy. So I've got that going for me.

I could see this. With your deadpan delivery, you could be like Steven Wright.


Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:10 pm PDT #17635 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You all are making me laugh. Hil's advisor is a dick.


Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:18 pm PDT #17636 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.

B5, "The Day of the Dead" by Neil Gaiman


Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2010 5:16:34 pm PDT #17637 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was once told I should do stand-up. By a stand-up comedian who wanted to get laid.

So--- was this a nice Indian girl who told you this, Polter-Cow... because we might have found your wife! :)


smonster - Apr 29, 2010 5:19:22 pm PDT #17638 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Any Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas."

And the theme to Gilligan's Island.


Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:21:27 pm PDT #17639 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And the theme to Gilligan's Island.

I try not to think about that.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2010 5:24:23 pm PDT #17640 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I always sing "I like to see it lap the miles, and lick the valleys up" to Yellow Rose of Texas. It actually helps me remember.


Polter-Cow - Apr 29, 2010 5:32:21 pm PDT #17641 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I could see this. With your deadpan delivery, you could be like Steven Wright.

Heh, thanks. I wasn't even doing my deadpan thing, mostly just being me. The animated version of me, I mean. I'm in a two-day "Communicating to Influence" course, and we have to keep giving little presentations.

Sometimes I think about giving stand-up a try (this isn't the first time someone's suggested it), but I have no idea what I would talk about. And who would listen to me. (I think it'd be fun, though. If there's one thing I like, it's making people laugh.)

So--- was this a nice Indian girl who told you this, Polter-Cow... because we might have found your wife! :)

Alas, no. Although that nice Indian girl did like my OKC profile.