Oh, and my advisor's comment when he saw me walking with a cane was, "You're looking old."
This guy sounds like a fantasy of a dick, of a jerk of a fever dream. How does he exist in nature?
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Apr 29, 2010 4:50:13 pm PDT #17629 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2010 4:51:17 pm PDT #17630 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Someday Hil's advisor should get what he deserves, but only after Hil's PHD is awarded her.
And in terms of this:
I'll bet Georgia would like to erase Deliverance the way Glenn Close would probably like people to just forget about her character in Fatal Attraction.
Sharon McCrumb wrote a character who set Emily Dickinson poetry to banjo music to scare tourists. I'll someone with the right look and banjo skills could pull that off.
amych - Apr 29, 2010 4:51:53 pm PDT #17631 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
How does he exist in nature?
He doesn't. He exists in a math department.
Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:02:07 pm PDT #17632 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Any Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas."
Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2010 5:09:32 pm PDT #17633 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Thank you Ginger! That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.
javachik - Apr 29, 2010 5:11:30 pm PDT #17634 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Uh, I was told I was hysterical and should do stand-up comedy. So I've got that going for me.
I could see this. With your deadpan delivery, you could be like Steven Wright.
Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:10 pm PDT #17635 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You all are making me laugh. Hil's advisor is a dick.
Ginger - Apr 29, 2010 5:12:18 pm PDT #17636 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That quote was itching at the back of my mind where I could not quite reach it.
B5, "The Day of the Dead" by Neil Gaiman
Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2010 5:16:34 pm PDT #17637 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I was once told I should do stand-up. By a stand-up comedian who wanted to get laid.
So--- was this a nice Indian girl who told you this, Polter-Cow... because we might have found your wife! :)
smonster - Apr 29, 2010 5:19:22 pm PDT #17638 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
"Any Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas."
And the theme to Gilligan's Island.