And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Apr 28, 2010 12:15:35 pm PDT #17463 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm going to ask Jon if I can have one of these [link]


Toddson - Apr 28, 2010 12:17:12 pm PDT #17464 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Let me know how it comes out - I'm all ears.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 12:17:43 pm PDT #17465 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to ask Jon if I can have one of these [link]

Awww...

Or you could just get a Sphynx or Cornish Rex or Devon Rex cat....


Toddson - Apr 28, 2010 12:18:21 pm PDT #17466 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, for Aims.


Daisy Jane - Apr 28, 2010 12:25:01 pm PDT #17467 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was just looking at that!


Daisy Jane - Apr 28, 2010 12:31:57 pm PDT #17468 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Baby sun bears look constantly worried. [link]


beth b - Apr 28, 2010 12:45:53 pm PDT #17469 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I would like there to be a dent in the real cleaning that needs to be done. Unfortunately , that means I have to clean.

this doesn't really work for me


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 12:55:13 pm PDT #17470 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I learned today that going on a gluten-free diet can cause actual physical withdrawal, because the gluten protein interacts with opioid receptors, and taking that away makes the opioid receptors feel like they aren't getting their morphine any more!

That explains a lot. I was doing really well there, for nearly a year, but slipped back into the alley.

For serious. I've totally fallen off the wagon...but last night a friend made dinner for my (belated) birthday and it was pasta. She hasn't cooked in 20 years and I didn't want to refuse her first effort (it was really good) but...

I slept like a log, 7 hours without waking, totally out of the norm. But today, I feel the nast.

Steph, any tips on detoxing? If there was a pill, I'd take it!


Toddson - Apr 28, 2010 1:01:17 pm PDT #17471 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Gluten ... the crack of foodstuffs.


Burrell - Apr 28, 2010 1:19:08 pm PDT #17472 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

If I ever found a food that could help me sleep for 7 hours without waking I would be very very happy. But then sleep and I have a somewhat fitful relationship.