Now I wish I had a sister!
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 7:01:42 am PDT #17434 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 7:03:04 am PDT #17435 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I wish I had a sister!
But then she'd probably end up bitten by a moose....
smonster - Apr 28, 2010 7:16:38 am PDT #17436 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
My sister does not have a mental filter. This makes for sometimes embarassing and frequently HILARIOUS stuff coming right out of her mouth, or keyboard as the case may be.
Like after her first prolonged encounter with the guy we've nicknamed Douchetastic, where he went on one of his patented ridiculously epic rants about hating Roy Williams (poor widdle disappointed KU fan, aw). After he finally walked off, she turned to the rest of us and asked brightly, "Can I set him on fire?"
Or when, several years ago, my brother had brought his current gf home to meet the family and within five minutes my sis had introduced her by name to her boobs.
Or the time at the dinner table when she told a story about her psychologist having an unfortunate waxing accident. I even interrupted her partway through that one and asked her to stop and think whether her shrink would want her to tell that story and whether it was dinner-table appropriate.
Goddess love her, I'm laughing my ass off even as I clutch my pearls.
Aims - Apr 28, 2010 7:18:06 am PDT #17437 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Good God. Am I your sister?
smonster - Apr 28, 2010 7:19:25 am PDT #17438 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Good God. Am I your sister?
I'd love to have you for a sis! And now I'm wondering if I could get her to an f2f.
Aims - Apr 28, 2010 7:20:59 am PDT #17439 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You should!!
And personally, if my psychologist shared something like a waxing incident with me, I would totally tell everyone who was near-ish me for the rest of my life.
smonster - Apr 28, 2010 7:55:40 am PDT #17440 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Protip: when home waxing, wear cotton underwear, else it might MELT TO YOUR SKIN.
Aims, even your parents? That's generally what makes me clutch my pearls, is that she talks about all kinds of crazy stuff in front of my parents. And my parents were not, are not, and never shall be "cool" parents. They have very delicate sensibilities, which I usually don't challenge. But maybe I should!
Aims - Apr 28, 2010 7:58:16 am PDT #17441 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, even your parents?
For sure my mother, who would probably tell my dad. But then, they are the "cool" parents. They're pretty young (dad is 56, mom will be 55) and we're a pretty share-y family. And, as far as I've been able to tell, they have no sensibilities whatsoever.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2010 8:15:06 am PDT #17442 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
smonster, I had dinner with L. last night and she sends her love to you and your sister. We discussed for a bit the awesomeness of you both.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 28, 2010 8:33:28 am PDT #17443 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Speaking of Arizona [link]
That is brilliant.