Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2010 7:42:02 am PDT #16936 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just had an image of Inspector Clouseau trying to knock a spider off the ceiling with a poster tube and the spider sliding down inside the tube and into his jacket sleeve.

Now this is what would have happened to me, if I had tried that. Unlike P.-C., I am the anti-MacGyver.

Congrats, Seska and Girl!

Glad your sister is doing okay, DJ.


Dana - Apr 23, 2010 7:45:20 am PDT #16937 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I recommend Phil Jupitus' take on dealing with spiders:

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Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2010 8:09:00 am PDT #16938 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cousin. Not sister.

Sister got engaged last weekend. Cousin had cancer surgery yesterday, and had a conversation about her pee in my fb status apparently...


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 8:50:51 am PDT #16939 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Signs the company work at has tripled in size in 4 years? Better health insurance starting next month. (Except for the aforementioned dental debacle).

Routine eye exams and physicals are now covered.

I have made my first eye appointment in four years or so. Diabetic, so I should have done it sooner. Ah well, I've kept my glucose in check.


SailAweigh - Apr 23, 2010 9:11:56 am PDT #16940 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Anybody willing to provide me with an alibi? I've got a cow-irker who deserves serious schooling and possibly death, but no cake. It's a good thing she wasn't in her office when I dropped off some paperwork, because it might have gotten ugly.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 9:14:47 am PDT #16941 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm good for an alibi AND helping to bury the body.


SailAweigh - Apr 23, 2010 9:15:06 am PDT #16942 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Post Toasties:

Didn't mean to ignore everyone else's life stuff, though!

Cute hair, brenda!

Love the house, Seska. I, too, would love to have a conservatory.

DJ, glad to hear the cousin is doing well.

Daniel, better healthcare is to be celebrated! Yay! It's about the only reason I took my current job.

meara, your intrepidness in diving right into homeownership makes me feel like a syncophant, even after 6 years. I've got a leaky faucet that's been that way the whole time. I am plumbing averse, big time.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 9:17:07 am PDT #16943 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh geeze, I shouldv'e meara'd too. I saw all of those posts on the iPhone and rarely post from the iPhone. Can I please piggyback on everything Sail said?


Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2010 9:28:28 am PDT #16944 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oops! DJ, glad your *cousin* is doing well, and congrats to your sister!

brenda, cute haircut! Looks good on you.


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 9:34:58 am PDT #16945 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Andi and I were watching The Tick (Animated) today while lunching.

After watching "Little Wooden Boy & the Belly of Love" Andi turns to me and says "I now understand what Emmitt was doing with the wooden boy!"