I recommend Phil Jupitus' take on dealing with spiders:
Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.
Angel ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Apr 23, 2010 7:45:20 am PDT #16937 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2010 8:09:00 am PDT #16938 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Cousin. Not sister.
Sister got engaged last weekend. Cousin had cancer surgery yesterday, and had a conversation about her pee in my fb status apparently...
DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 8:50:51 am PDT #16939 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Signs the company work at has tripled in size in 4 years? Better health insurance starting next month. (Except for the aforementioned dental debacle).
Routine eye exams and physicals are now covered.
I have made my first eye appointment in four years or so. Diabetic, so I should have done it sooner. Ah well, I've kept my glucose in check.
SailAweigh - Apr 23, 2010 9:11:56 am PDT #16940 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Anybody willing to provide me with an alibi? I've got a cow-irker who deserves serious schooling and possibly death, but no cake. It's a good thing she wasn't in her office when I dropped off some paperwork, because it might have gotten ugly.
javachik - Apr 23, 2010 9:14:47 am PDT #16941 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I'm good for an alibi AND helping to bury the body.
SailAweigh - Apr 23, 2010 9:15:06 am PDT #16942 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Post Toasties:
Didn't mean to ignore everyone else's life stuff, though!
Cute hair, brenda!
Love the house, Seska. I, too, would love to have a conservatory.
DJ, glad to hear the cousin is doing well.
Daniel, better healthcare is to be celebrated! Yay! It's about the only reason I took my current job.
meara, your intrepidness in diving right into homeownership makes me feel like a syncophant, even after 6 years. I've got a leaky faucet that's been that way the whole time. I am plumbing averse, big time.
javachik - Apr 23, 2010 9:17:07 am PDT #16943 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Oh geeze, I shouldv'e meara'd too. I saw all of those posts on the iPhone and rarely post from the iPhone. Can I please piggyback on everything Sail said?
Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2010 9:28:28 am PDT #16944 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oops! DJ, glad your *cousin* is doing well, and congrats to your sister!
brenda, cute haircut! Looks good on you.
DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 9:34:58 am PDT #16945 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Andi and I were watching The Tick (Animated) today while lunching.
After watching "Little Wooden Boy & the Belly of Love" Andi turns to me and says "I now understand what Emmitt was doing with the wooden boy!"
DavidS - Apr 23, 2010 9:46:15 am PDT #16946 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"I now understand what Emmitt was doing with the wooden boy!"
Well, that's the important thing.