I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Apr 23, 2010 5:46:01 am PDT #16928 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Congrats, seska!

{{Aims and Sox}}


Barb - Apr 23, 2010 5:55:26 am PDT #16929 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

YAY, Seska!!

{{Sox and Aims}}

P-C, truly an admirable catch and release. I had one of those in my bathroom the other day. After screaming like a girl, I totally dispatched him in a far less humane manner with the native Floridian's instinctive reaction.


Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2010 6:09:34 am PDT #16930 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks everyone. Yes, much calmer.

There's a photo album she directed me to, but I'm a bit afraid to look.


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 6:12:31 am PDT #16931 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Thought I'd share a bit.

Bill Watterson discusses Calvin and Hobbes, interviewed for first time in 15 years last February: [link]

And? Calvin and Hobbes are part of the July stamp issue from the USPS: [link]

Also? This week in USA Today Berke Breathed is interviewed about Bloom County: [link]

It's like 80's flashback day for me...


DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 6:13:43 am PDT #16932 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Also? I should note a new name for the movie Avatar floating around:

Smurfahontas.


erikaj - Apr 23, 2010 6:44:31 am PDT #16933 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

hee, hee. Not that I have seen Avatar yet, but my general desire, when I see Cameron is to yell out "You peaked with Aguaman, motherfucker," and roll away so that's still funny. I don't know who Sean Maher is. And I got nothin' else, except seeing my byline in a magazine never gets old.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 23, 2010 7:19:29 am PDT #16934 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I don't know who Sean Maher is.

Simon from Firefly.


erikaj - Apr 23, 2010 7:26:03 am PDT #16935 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Yeah, he's cute. Sorry, Sean, it's not you, it's me.(I still call Idris Elba Stringer, too.)


Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2010 7:42:02 am PDT #16936 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just had an image of Inspector Clouseau trying to knock a spider off the ceiling with a poster tube and the spider sliding down inside the tube and into his jacket sleeve.

Now this is what would have happened to me, if I had tried that. Unlike P.-C., I am the anti-MacGyver.

Congrats, Seska and Girl!

Glad your sister is doing okay, DJ.


Dana - Apr 23, 2010 7:45:20 am PDT #16937 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I recommend Phil Jupitus' take on dealing with spiders:

[link]