Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 5:41:19 pm PDT #16713 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Life changes include a marriage, birth, adoption, divorce or death of a family member."

Would adopting a cat count?

Sorry, that sucks....


DavidS - Apr 20, 2010 5:43:10 pm PDT #16714 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would adopting a cat count?

It does not.

t /ex-HR person


Hil R. - Apr 20, 2010 5:45:26 pm PDT #16715 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I finished making my lunch for tomorrow. A spinach, fennel, and beet salad with some walnuts, and an orange miso ginger dressing that ended up looking pink. The recipe called for arugula, not spinach, but I don't really like arugula.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:47:35 pm PDT #16716 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I found a penny on one of the dog beds when I came home today.

I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency. (I suppose it could be both, really.)


DavidS - Apr 20, 2010 5:49:33 pm PDT #16717 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you certain that dog is not a goose? I mean really really sure?


smonster - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:42 pm PDT #16718 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Look at this brindle boxer: [link].

Hmm, Ginger, you have a point.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:52 pm PDT #16719 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I need more data to be sure. I'll cross my fingers for a golden egg tomorrow.


Ginger - Apr 20, 2010 5:54:02 pm PDT #16720 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.

Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:55:04 pm PDT #16721 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.

Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?

Hey, they're DOGS; they don't have any concept of finance!

...I think.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2010 5:58:41 pm PDT #16722 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I dunno. Most pets play with the cheap/free things and ignore the real expensive toys. Seems they have an excellent, if not inverted, sense of finance. By that logic, they gave you a HUGE tip. Maybe you should slack, and they'll leave you a Sacajawea coin.