I found a penny on one of the dog beds when I came home today.
I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency. (I suppose it could be both, really.)
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
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Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:47:35 pm PDT #16716 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DavidS - Apr 20, 2010 5:49:33 pm PDT #16717 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you certain that dog is not a goose? I mean really really sure?
smonster - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:42 pm PDT #16718 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Look at this brindle boxer: [link].
Hmm, Ginger, you have a point.
Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:52 pm PDT #16719 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I need more data to be sure. I'll cross my fingers for a golden egg tomorrow.
Ginger - Apr 20, 2010 5:54:02 pm PDT #16720 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.
Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?
Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:55:04 pm PDT #16721 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.
Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?
Hey, they're DOGS; they don't have any concept of finance!
...I think.
omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2010 5:58:41 pm PDT #16722 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I dunno. Most pets play with the cheap/free things and ignore the real expensive toys. Seems they have an excellent, if not inverted, sense of finance. By that logic, they gave you a HUGE tip. Maybe you should slack, and they'll leave you a Sacajawea coin.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 6:01:24 pm PDT #16723 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Then you have to ask, where are the dogs getting money? Perhaps they're stealing kids' lunch money.
OTOH, maybe it's best you don't know. To maintain plausible deniability.
Hil R. - Apr 20, 2010 6:52:59 pm PDT #16724 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I put some Orajel on my wisdom tooth socket, because it was hurting, and I think I used too much, because now that whole cheek and that side of my tongue are numb. Very odd feeling.
Connie Neil - Apr 20, 2010 7:11:15 pm PDT #16725 of 30000
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The counter guy at Subway looks very much like Orlando Bloom with longish hair. It was very distracting, and I realized that comments on his looks from a nearly-50-year-old woman leans towards creepy. Sigh. At least I can still look.