Are you certain that dog is not a goose? I mean really really sure?
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 20, 2010 5:49:33 pm PDT #16717 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
smonster - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:42 pm PDT #16718 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Look at this brindle boxer: [link].
Hmm, Ginger, you have a point.
Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:52:52 pm PDT #16719 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I need more data to be sure. I'll cross my fingers for a golden egg tomorrow.
Ginger - Apr 20, 2010 5:54:02 pm PDT #16720 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.
Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?
Steph L. - Apr 20, 2010 5:55:04 pm PDT #16721 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I don't know if they left me a tip, or they've started pooping currency.
Isn't a penny an insult tip? Have you been slacking on service lately?
Hey, they're DOGS; they don't have any concept of finance!
...I think.
omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2010 5:58:41 pm PDT #16722 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I dunno. Most pets play with the cheap/free things and ignore the real expensive toys. Seems they have an excellent, if not inverted, sense of finance. By that logic, they gave you a HUGE tip. Maybe you should slack, and they'll leave you a Sacajawea coin.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 6:01:24 pm PDT #16723 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Then you have to ask, where are the dogs getting money? Perhaps they're stealing kids' lunch money.
OTOH, maybe it's best you don't know. To maintain plausible deniability.
Hil R. - Apr 20, 2010 6:52:59 pm PDT #16724 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I put some Orajel on my wisdom tooth socket, because it was hurting, and I think I used too much, because now that whole cheek and that side of my tongue are numb. Very odd feeling.
Connie Neil - Apr 20, 2010 7:11:15 pm PDT #16725 of 30000
brillig
The counter guy at Subway looks very much like Orlando Bloom with longish hair. It was very distracting, and I realized that comments on his looks from a nearly-50-year-old woman leans towards creepy. Sigh. At least I can still look.
NoiseDesign - Apr 20, 2010 7:46:36 pm PDT #16726 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I had a few glasses of Bushmills tonights and more than a few toasts were raised to my dad. Some wonderful conversations with the folks I've worked with on the ship over this cruise.
On the way back to my cabin a few tears shed missing my dad. Still a bit red eyed and weepy. He was a great guy with faults, and with a great sense of humor. I think what I'm missing is the plans I had in my head to hang out with him as he became an old man. He wasn't perfect by far, and I had plenty of clashes with him, but in the end he did right by me, and I miss in ways that physically hurt.
Right now I need to pack so that I can be ready to clear customs on the ship at 6:45 am.