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Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Apr 14, 2010 3:47:42 pm PDT #16123 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
billytea - Apr 14, 2010 3:55:05 pm PDT #16124 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I expected an echidna
That? Would be awesome. Ok, here it is: [link]
Speaking of cars, I just PAID MINE OFF!!!!
Excellent!
smonster - Apr 14, 2010 4:02:07 pm PDT #16125 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I found my W-2. That's a good start. Now to do the actual taxes.
omnis_audis - Apr 14, 2010 4:04:07 pm PDT #16126 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Is there a right way to walk through a door while using crutches, when it's the kind of door that swings shut if you don't hold it open?Dunno if it's the right way, but this is what I do. Mind you, I use forarm crutches. So if you got the wooden ones, it might be a bit different. Basically I use the crutch as a pivot point, so I can yank the door open, then, quick as a bunny I put the crutch down as a door peg to keep it open. As if taking a step. Then step thru the doorway. Depending on the door, sometimes the bottom of the crutch gets caught under the door, and either requires a slight rotation to free it, or a slight push/punch of the knuckles to push the door off of the crutch tip. Hope that helps!
ION - I HAZ AN APARTMENT!!!
:: throws glitter ::
omnis_audis - Apr 14, 2010 4:06:03 pm PDT #16127 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hil, that was for the pull direction. For push, very similar, only push and plop stick to keep door open, and make sure you clear the door before you release the stick from being a door prop.
Vortex - Apr 14, 2010 4:09:54 pm PDT #16128 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
For Suzi:
What can you learn from staring at a baseball player's butt?
So, apparently, as an ass woman, I should consider career change as a baseball scout.
WindSparrow - Apr 14, 2010 4:19:33 pm PDT #16129 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
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Matt, that was lovely.
ChiKat - Apr 14, 2010 4:26:21 pm PDT #16130 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
What can you learn from staring at a baseball player's butt?
Well, that was kind of a tease. I was hoping for pictures.
smonster - Apr 14, 2010 4:32:09 pm PDT #16131 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, bloody hell. TurboTax has changed their free e-file guidelines and now my AGI is too high. Anyone got a rec for another good free e-file company? H&R Block work well? I meet their criteria.
Dana - Apr 14, 2010 4:34:17 pm PDT #16132 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
smonster, we've used TaxAct. It works, but is not the world's most sophisticated thing. But it works and is free.