You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Apr 13, 2010 3:43:57 pm PDT #15996 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Okay, so, I just went to go to the bathroom and found a HUGE field mouse outside. When it saw me, it tried to get away, but there was something wrong with its front legs (collapsed under it), so it just ended up shoving itself around in a circle. I couldn't just leave it like that, so I got one of the guys to catch it and take it out back (small strip of "field" of weeds, a gully, etc. behind the buildings). When he came back in the guy conjectured that it must have fallen (maybe we have a nest in our overhang or something) and broken its legs - and added that he doesn't think its going far. I wish there was something I could do, but I'm never home (and my two cats are). If it happens, I can deal with the "natural order" of one of the local birds of prey finding it. I would not be okay if I left it there to get killed with a shovel by one of the maintenance guys.

But I'm still kind of brokenhearted and mildly freaking out. I wonder if any of the local rescues make housecalls?

And I feel bad for being so dark for so long and then laying this on you guys, but I needed to get it out, so thanks.


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 3:51:33 pm PDT #15997 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

That is SO hard, Epic. Bless your caring self.

It's a really tough call. I've gone both ways...going the extra 5 miles to contact rescues or taking a mouse to a vet to be put down...and other times I've had to shut my eyes and hope that my faith in fate is well-founded.

The fact that you have a heart to be broken is a testament.


EpicTangent - Apr 13, 2010 3:57:38 pm PDT #15998 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thanks, Bonny. I appreciate that.


Calli - Apr 13, 2010 4:15:55 pm PDT #15999 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Best of luck with the blood donation, bonny and zen.

Epic, I'm sorry you had to deal with the hurt field mouse. While it's sad for the mouse, there's probably an owl who has chicks to feed.


Laga - Apr 13, 2010 4:55:39 pm PDT #16000 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Donating blood is not a hardship for me, phlebotomists love my veins (and did you know in ASL "phlebotomist" is the same as "vampire"?) but I used to go to the bloodmobile when it came by work so I haven't donated since I got fired. I needed the poke, so to speak.


omnis_audis - Apr 13, 2010 5:47:41 pm PDT #16001 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I needed the poke
:: whistles innocently :: (trying to behave!)

I haven't given blood since the phlebotomist poked around my arm so much, my fingers were twitching. Took her what felt like 30 minutes and 4 pokes to find a vein. That's it. No more for me. Sorry.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2010 5:49:10 pm PDT #16002 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Okay, see, that's what makes me faint. Just thinking about it.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 5:51:04 pm PDT #16003 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks, Omnis! Just great.

Are you going to tell horrible birth stories in front of the pregnant people next?


omnis_audis - Apr 13, 2010 5:52:12 pm PDT #16004 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sorry, I don't remember mine. Mom was happy (I was born real late)

[looks for more clouds to direct towards parade routes]


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 5:52:52 pm PDT #16005 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I feel your pain, omnis. I've had that experience.

Zen...turn away! We shall not be daunted.