Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2010 5:49:10 pm PDT #16002 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Okay, see, that's what makes me faint. Just thinking about it.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 5:51:04 pm PDT #16003 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks, Omnis! Just great.

Are you going to tell horrible birth stories in front of the pregnant people next?


omnis_audis - Apr 13, 2010 5:52:12 pm PDT #16004 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sorry, I don't remember mine. Mom was happy (I was born real late)

[looks for more clouds to direct towards parade routes]


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 5:52:52 pm PDT #16005 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I feel your pain, omnis. I've had that experience.

Zen...turn away! We shall not be daunted.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 5:54:50 pm PDT #16006 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know what we have to do now? We have to put on cheerleader uniforms and urge Zen and bonny onwards to social service via bloodletting.

Here, you put yours on first...


Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 5:55:26 pm PDT #16007 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Buffista moms! My BFF from high school is a high risk pregnancy, she has diabetes and some other health issues. She was recently admitted to he hospital after several weeks of bed rest. I'm going to surprise visit this weekend and wanted to bring her something. Anyone who's been through this have any suggestions? I'll probably bring some books, magazines, etc., but is there anything else you'd suggest?


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 5:56:12 pm PDT #16008 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Snicker.

The visual of the cool dudes wearing cheerleader uniforms just might get me through this.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 5:58:21 pm PDT #16009 of 30000
Because books.

Is she there for the duration, Vortex? I'd say something she can do, rather than just read -- does she knit or do crosswords? Maybe one of those geometric design coloring books and some colored pencils? A project she might have at home and have time to work on now, like framing some small photos or even sorting through photos?


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 5:58:54 pm PDT #16010 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The visual of the cool dudes wearing cheerleader uniforms just might get me through this.

That's right. Turn your head when they get the needle and think of omnis and me with pom poms. He's the one with the pigtails.


SailAweigh - Apr 13, 2010 6:00:07 pm PDT #16011 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Vortex, maybe throw together a manicure kit with some polish and stuff? Staying pretty in any way, shape or form is a huge morale booster.