why *can't* we see Spidey's junk in that outfit?
Either a) he's hung like a spider or b) one of his superpowers is a retractable penis.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2010 11:28:59 am PDT #15373 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WindSparrow - Apr 09, 2010 11:37:09 am PDT #15374 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm going with b - for all super heroes, really.
I don't... wanna... think about superhero penises.
meara - Apr 09, 2010 11:41:46 am PDT #15375 of 30000
Because the uniforms all have cups built in, so that the superheroes are also protected?
There are plenty of tiny vibrators! The bullet! ...I do not automatically think of large vibrators. But then, I suppose it would all depend on how the story read.
Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 12:22:04 pm PDT #15376 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DJ, I think that should be shit you do say. Or at least paraphrase, and cc your boss. Ebery dawg hab 'im day. Or, as they say in English, "turnabout is fair play."
It wouldn't be worth it given that boss lady was all @@ with him as well. And this is one of the reasons I love her.
I mean, the main reason I'm all, "If you want your shit done, show up to the meetings!" It's because I learned at her knee.
Toddson - Apr 09, 2010 12:39:44 pm PDT #15377 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Were we aware that slash had gone professional?
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2010 1:38:25 pm PDT #15378 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
So, Erin's probably all married and shit now.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
::bounce bounce::
Calli - Apr 09, 2010 1:50:10 pm PDT #15379 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy wedding day, Erin!
DavidS - Apr 09, 2010 1:52:28 pm PDT #15380 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mrs. Married Erin!
askye - Apr 09, 2010 2:01:33 pm PDT #15381 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Congratulations and Happy Marriage Erin !
Aims - Apr 09, 2010 4:16:33 pm PDT #15382 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Happy Marriage Erin!!