Funniest email of the day: "REMINDER: VACATION"
Like I needed that.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Nov 24, 2009 12:28:50 pm PST #1528 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Polter-Cow - Nov 24, 2009 12:51:37 pm PST #1529 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm sorry, smonster. ~ma for you and your family.
Gudanov - Nov 24, 2009 12:54:59 pm PST #1530 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Sorry for your loss, smonster.
Atropa - Nov 24, 2009 12:55:47 pm PST #1531 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm sorry for your loss, smonster.
-t - Nov 24, 2009 12:56:20 pm PST #1532 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm sorry for your loss, smonster.
Answer~ma, askye.
Resume~ma, Jilli.
tommyrot - Nov 24, 2009 1:03:04 pm PST #1533 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry for your loss, smonster.
Glamcookie - Nov 24, 2009 1:06:38 pm PST #1534 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
{{{smonster}}} I'm so sorry for your loss.
Burrell - Nov 24, 2009 1:11:42 pm PST #1535 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Peace to you and your family, smonster.
Hil R. - Nov 24, 2009 1:24:50 pm PST #1536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
{{{smonster}}}
Jessica - Nov 24, 2009 1:25:10 pm PST #1537 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Smonster, I'm sorry for your loss.