And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Nov 24, 2009 1:11:42 pm PST #1535 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Peace to you and your family, smonster.


Hil R. - Nov 24, 2009 1:24:50 pm PST #1536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{{smonster}}}


Jessica - Nov 24, 2009 1:25:10 pm PST #1537 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Smonster, I'm sorry for your loss.


Hil R. - Nov 24, 2009 1:25:38 pm PST #1538 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to the dentist. This wisdom tooth has to come out, as I suspected.


Strix - Nov 24, 2009 1:27:11 pm PST #1539 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, smonster. I'm sorry.

Resume-ma to jilli, and tooth-ma to hil.

Ma to all ma bitches.


Steph L. - Nov 24, 2009 1:27:47 pm PST #1540 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Smonster, peace to you and your family.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 24, 2009 1:32:22 pm PST #1541 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm sorry,smonster- my thoughts are with you and your family. Hope your grandpa is doing ok.


Cass - Nov 24, 2009 1:34:01 pm PST #1542 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, smonster sweetie, my thoughts are with you and yours. I am sorry.


Anne W. - Nov 24, 2009 1:36:16 pm PST #1543 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{{smonster and family}}}}


amych - Nov 24, 2009 1:36:56 pm PST #1544 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm so sorry, smonster. Much comfort to you and the family.