Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Nov 24, 2009 12:23:57 pm PST #1527 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, the pain in the ladyparts pain.

I know of what you speak. Hope ultrasound proves useful and healthy-ma your way.


amych - Nov 24, 2009 12:28:50 pm PST #1528 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Funniest email of the day: "REMINDER: VACATION"

Like I needed that.


Polter-Cow - Nov 24, 2009 12:51:37 pm PST #1529 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm sorry, smonster. ~ma for you and your family.


Gudanov - Nov 24, 2009 12:54:59 pm PST #1530 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry for your loss, smonster.


Atropa - Nov 24, 2009 12:55:47 pm PST #1531 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm sorry for your loss, smonster.


-t - Nov 24, 2009 12:56:20 pm PST #1532 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry for your loss, smonster.

Answer~ma, askye.

Resume~ma, Jilli.


tommyrot - Nov 24, 2009 1:03:04 pm PST #1533 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry for your loss, smonster.


Glamcookie - Nov 24, 2009 1:06:38 pm PST #1534 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{smonster}}} I'm so sorry for your loss.


Burrell - Nov 24, 2009 1:11:42 pm PST #1535 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Peace to you and your family, smonster.


Hil R. - Nov 24, 2009 1:24:50 pm PST #1536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{{smonster}}}