That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Mar 24, 2010 10:04:51 pm PDT #13900 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

WTF am I supposed to say in response to that?

"Message received. Communication ends."

Classic for a reason, and I'm sorry. Also your neighbor is...assumptive. I get his frustration, but way to assume incorrectly, dude. And your other neighbor needs to go wash his/her clothes down by the stream on rocks. Alone.

OTOH, HOUSE! Your own garage! Your own w/d!


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 10:05:42 pm PDT #13901 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can't get to sleep. Everything hurts. And it's way too late to take any meds if I want to be even vaguely functional tomorrow.


Beverly - Mar 24, 2010 10:06:25 pm PDT #13902 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I have a wofe, sorta. Won't wear the apron, though. Doesn't do floors, either. Cooking, food shopping, laundry, check. Just no apron.


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 10:10:24 pm PDT #13903 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Cooking, food shopping, laundry,

That so counts towards wofishness. Is there a pipe and slippers involved?

The wheels will be a classic 2002 1st gen Prius!

On a road trip they are all 67 Impalas. Your Impala just gets better gas mileage.

This [link] might help you navigate. Damn, if nothing else, it's kinda fun to go through their links. I'm not sure I bring anything else to the table but OKC is only 2 1/2 hours from me.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:24:19 pm PDT #13904 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

On a road trip they are all 67 Impalas. Your Impala just gets better gas mileage.

Ha! Love that!


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 10:27:14 pm PDT #13905 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

to break the nervousness of blind date:

Not nervous. Just cautious.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:29:40 pm PDT #13906 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This [link] might help you navigate. Damn, if nothing else, it's kinda fun to go through their links. I'm not sure I bring anything else to the table but OKC is only 2 1/2 hours from me.
Ha, great minds link a like. 2.5 hours, huh? maybe another f2f? I'm starting to like this idea more and more. If I want to stay true to the route, a navigator would help. Too bad my cheap-o GPS can't download GPS tracks. Eh, what do you want for a cheap Woot special?


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 10:35:36 pm PDT #13907 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

If I want to stay true to the route, a navigator would help.

That would make *me* the Sam. I am thinking I do better conversation than the average GPS. At least better than my Tom-Tom. "Turn. right. ahead".


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 11:42:04 pm PDT #13908 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ha,my GPS just goes ding ding, no speaking.


erin_obscure - Mar 24, 2010 11:50:26 pm PDT #13909 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.