Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 10:35:36 pm PDT #13907 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

If I want to stay true to the route, a navigator would help.

That would make *me* the Sam. I am thinking I do better conversation than the average GPS. At least better than my Tom-Tom. "Turn. right. ahead".


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 11:42:04 pm PDT #13908 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ha,my GPS just goes ding ding, no speaking.


erin_obscure - Mar 24, 2010 11:50:26 pm PDT #13909 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.


WindSparrow - Mar 25, 2010 4:10:42 am PDT #13910 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.

Can we trap them in an elevator together? Maybe 16 or 17 hours? Not long enough that one dies and the other turns to cannibalism, but you know, a good long time.


Shir - Mar 25, 2010 4:11:57 am PDT #13911 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Can we trap them in an elevator together?

I vote for sending them both to a time loop. If they think that it's what's best for others, they should try it themselves.


smonster - Mar 25, 2010 5:17:16 am PDT #13912 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Message received. Communication ends."

Ooo. I am so keeping that in my back pocket for future use.

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.

I was just thinking that!

So omnis picks the music and Theresa shuts her cakehole?


Connie Neil - Mar 25, 2010 5:23:12 am PDT #13913 of 30000
brillig

Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.

All I thought of was "Sir! I am not a merry man!"


Barb - Mar 25, 2010 5:39:57 am PDT #13914 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not long enough that one dies and the other turns to cannibalism, but you know, a good long time.

Hey, I'm all for setting up a Lord of the Flies scenario. Nothing less than what they deserve. Who else do we need to banish?


smonster - Mar 25, 2010 6:20:45 am PDT #13915 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Who else do we need to banish?

...we're gonna need a bigger boat elevator.

Uggh. Just had a meeting with my supvr and one other person, and supvr got emotional and defensive. Tried to get the other out of there ASAP, but it was awkward. I feel like I should have prepped her better, but really I think it just caught her at the wrong time. And now I'm feeling all jangly and raw, too.


vw bug - Mar 25, 2010 6:57:12 am PDT #13916 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Quick pop in with a question for the hivemind. What's the cheap, good eye glasses place online?