I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 10:10:24 pm PDT #13903 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Cooking, food shopping, laundry,

That so counts towards wofishness. Is there a pipe and slippers involved?

The wheels will be a classic 2002 1st gen Prius!

On a road trip they are all 67 Impalas. Your Impala just gets better gas mileage.

This [link] might help you navigate. Damn, if nothing else, it's kinda fun to go through their links. I'm not sure I bring anything else to the table but OKC is only 2 1/2 hours from me.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:24:19 pm PDT #13904 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

On a road trip they are all 67 Impalas. Your Impala just gets better gas mileage.

Ha! Love that!


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 10:27:14 pm PDT #13905 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

to break the nervousness of blind date:

Not nervous. Just cautious.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:29:40 pm PDT #13906 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This [link] might help you navigate. Damn, if nothing else, it's kinda fun to go through their links. I'm not sure I bring anything else to the table but OKC is only 2 1/2 hours from me.
Ha, great minds link a like. 2.5 hours, huh? maybe another f2f? I'm starting to like this idea more and more. If I want to stay true to the route, a navigator would help. Too bad my cheap-o GPS can't download GPS tracks. Eh, what do you want for a cheap Woot special?


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 10:35:36 pm PDT #13907 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

If I want to stay true to the route, a navigator would help.

That would make *me* the Sam. I am thinking I do better conversation than the average GPS. At least better than my Tom-Tom. "Turn. right. ahead".


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 11:42:04 pm PDT #13908 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ha,my GPS just goes ding ding, no speaking.


erin_obscure - Mar 24, 2010 11:50:26 pm PDT #13909 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.


WindSparrow - Mar 25, 2010 4:10:42 am PDT #13910 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.

Can we trap them in an elevator together? Maybe 16 or 17 hours? Not long enough that one dies and the other turns to cannibalism, but you know, a good long time.


Shir - Mar 25, 2010 4:11:57 am PDT #13911 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Can we trap them in an elevator together?

I vote for sending them both to a time loop. If they think that it's what's best for others, they should try it themselves.


smonster - Mar 25, 2010 5:17:16 am PDT #13912 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Message received. Communication ends."

Ooo. I am so keeping that in my back pocket for future use.

meara's ex-gal and smonster's ex-bloke need to get together and compare breakup notes, then get a frackin clue together. And stop bothering our lovelies with their obnoxious communiques.

I was just thinking that!

So omnis picks the music and Theresa shuts her cakehole?