Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 8:26:08 pm PDT #13888 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'd happily be the wofe who cooks for some of the foamy woman in this group! Well, as long as I don't have to clean up. Just the cooking bit. With more practice, I could be pretty good! Not gourmet, but yummy.

ION- I had a thought. For my trip back to CA, if I have the time, follow Route 66! Apparently not as easy as it sounds, but historic, and possibly fun. Times like this, wish I had a partner to join in said caper. (see above wofe desire).


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 9:01:10 pm PDT #13889 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oooh. Route 66 does sound like fun. I looked into driving it a few years ago, but never had the free time.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 9:02:01 pm PDT #13890 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oops. I saw the warning on the lid AFTER I ate a bunch. Apparently the tub o cookie dough says "Do not eat raw cookie dough" on it. If I die, I will have died with yummy in my tummy. Until it comes out in pain.


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 9:03:24 pm PDT #13891 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have a cookie cookbook that has, at the end, a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough that's meant to be eaten raw.


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 9:18:52 pm PDT #13892 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh my Gronk. Can't wake up.

He's missing the gene that allows him to retain this information.

This valid to so many people I know. Dear God. Including me, sometimes.

So, where does one gets a wofe?


billytea - Mar 24, 2010 9:21:05 pm PDT #13893 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, where does one gets a wofe?

Advertise on Craigslost.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 9:29:48 pm PDT #13894 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I don't want to lose a wofe, I want to find one!


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 9:35:58 pm PDT #13895 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Maybe in order to get a wofe, you need to lost her first.

Or afterward.

Wofes are easy to handle, yet tricky to get, I guess.

Also? I'll have a date this Sunday. The guy, so far, is lovely in emails (without actually flirting, and that's explainable since it's a blind shudders date).


Barb - Mar 24, 2010 9:54:55 pm PDT #13896 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

And now, days after the sudden 45 second "I'm looking for something else" convo, I get a text from the girl saying "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I may have been abrupt and I'm sorry".

The fuck, meara? She really needs to work on the breakup skillz. Definitely not the wofe for you and you're well rid of her.


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 9:59:29 pm PDT #13897 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

ION- I had a thought. For my trip back to CA, if I have the time, follow Route 66! Apparently not as easy as it sounds, but historic, and possibly fun. Times like this, wish I had a partner to join in said caper. (see above wofe desire).

I'd say are you taking caper partner applications and when is the trip? I could use a good walkabout and Route 66 seems like something everyone should do at least once in their life. I would insist on being called Dean, but would negotiate if you really didn't want to be called Sam. Also, the 67 Black Impala would just be implied.