Oh my Gronk. Can't wake up.
He's missing the gene that allows him to retain this information.
This valid to so many people I know. Dear God. Including me, sometimes.
So, where does one gets a wofe?
Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - Mar 24, 2010 9:18:52 pm PDT #13892 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
billytea - Mar 24, 2010 9:21:05 pm PDT #13893 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So, where does one gets a wofe?
Advertise on Craigslost.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 9:29:48 pm PDT #13894 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I don't want to lose a wofe, I want to find one!
Shir - Mar 24, 2010 9:35:58 pm PDT #13895 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Maybe in order to get a wofe, you need to lost her first.
Or afterward.
Wofes are easy to handle, yet tricky to get, I guess.
Also? I'll have a date this Sunday. The guy, so far, is lovely in emails (without actually flirting, and that's explainable since it's a blind shudders date).
Barb - Mar 24, 2010 9:54:55 pm PDT #13896 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
And now, days after the sudden 45 second "I'm looking for something else" convo, I get a text from the girl saying "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I may have been abrupt and I'm sorry".
The fuck, meara? She really needs to work on the breakup skillz. Definitely not the wofe for you and you're well rid of her.
Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 9:59:29 pm PDT #13897 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
ION- I had a thought. For my trip back to CA, if I have the time, follow Route 66! Apparently not as easy as it sounds, but historic, and possibly fun. Times like this, wish I had a partner to join in said caper. (see above wofe desire).
I'd say are you taking caper partner applications and when is the trip? I could use a good walkabout and Route 66 seems like something everyone should do at least once in their life. I would insist on being called Dean, but would negotiate if you really didn't want to be called Sam. Also, the 67 Black Impala would just be implied.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:01:29 pm PDT #13898 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
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omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2010 10:03:41 pm PDT #13899 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'd say are you taking caper partner applications and when is the trip? I could use a good walkabout and Route 66 seems like something everyone should do at least once in their life. I would insist on being called Dean, but would negotiate if you really didn't want to be called Sam. Also, the 67 Black Impala would just be implied.Call me anything, just not late for dinner. The wheels will be a classic 2002 1st gen Prius!
Beverly - Mar 24, 2010 10:04:51 pm PDT #13900 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
WTF am I supposed to say in response to that?
"Message received. Communication ends."
Classic for a reason, and I'm sorry. Also your neighbor is...assumptive. I get his frustration, but way to assume incorrectly, dude. And your other neighbor needs to go wash his/her clothes down by the stream on rocks. Alone.
OTOH, HOUSE! Your own garage! Your own w/d!
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 10:05:42 pm PDT #13901 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Can't get to sleep. Everything hurts. And it's way too late to take any meds if I want to be even vaguely functional tomorrow.