Can I have a wofe that looks like Worf's brother?
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:01 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Barb - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:09 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh jeebus, I had a very large, very delicious salad for dinner. Said salad is now having its way with me.
I think I'm going to go throw myself under a bus.
Aims - Mar 24, 2010 6:25:22 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Wofe? Wofe? Wofe?
t makes circular sign with finger Three orange wofes!
brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 6:28:22 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hearts Amimee.
Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:36:17 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.
I don't WANT to be imagining this, you understand, I just can't stop.
amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:41:16 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
::borrows Zenkitty's imaginations, as she apparently doesn't want them::
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:44:50 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Apparently my kinks don't include hunky men in aprons. My imagination draws the line in odd places.
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 6:45:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
There is somebody rapping in the alleyway. Badly.
I haven't gotten a reply to any email I sent my advisor in more than two weeks. And several of them have been specific questions that I know he can answer.
I did not do laundry today, even though I said I was going to.
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:46:31 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hil, can you FIRE your dang slacking advisor?
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 6:58:47 pm PDT #13877 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just need to get through my dissertation writing and defense. There are some things that he needs to do for that, though, and I have no idea when he'll get to them.