I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Mar 22, 2010 2:59:43 pm PDT #13569 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{{Beth and Matt}}}}

Much peace to both of you. AndyCat was so lucky to have you both to look after him in his last days. May we all have such care and devotion.


omnis_audis - Mar 22, 2010 3:18:56 pm PDT #13570 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am unsettled by the idea of the Buffistas going bride-hunting for Polter. Because we tend to pull off unexpected things. So Polter better brace himself for ending up engaged via the board if he's not careful.
If this works, I so want in on the action (separate wife, no sharing here). Would be better than Match.com, that's for sure.


beth b - Mar 22, 2010 3:22:35 pm PDT #13571 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Moms are good. She called when she saw my blog. We were on the phone for 4 hours


smonster - Mar 22, 2010 3:24:17 pm PDT #13572 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay for beth's mom!

Broke up with D. Probably for the best but no fun. Got accused of looking for perfection.


DavidS - Mar 22, 2010 3:25:18 pm PDT #13573 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Got accused of looking for perfection.

You and your silly standards.

So. Who are you going to break up with in the summer?


Hil R. - Mar 22, 2010 3:43:58 pm PDT #13574 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I do not like stress. I wish it would go away.


-t - Mar 22, 2010 3:46:18 pm PDT #13575 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{smonster}}I'm pretty sure you are only looking for excellence. As well you should.

Glad for the good news, beth!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 22, 2010 3:51:57 pm PDT #13576 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ah, smonster, that sucks.


Hil R. - Mar 22, 2010 3:58:04 pm PDT #13577 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My apartment is way too hot. I have a fan on, but it's not helping a whole lot, and the sound is annoying me. Air conditioning hasn't been switched on yet. There's a dumpster outside my window, and if I open the window, my apartment will smell like trash.

The thing that I need to rewrite for my dissertation is something that requires some answers from my advisor first, because there's a piece that I don't understand, and I know that he'll make me feel stupid about not understanding.

I keep forgetting to go to the bank to deposit my student loan check.

At Passover, various relatives will tell me that I'm fat, that I should be married by now, that I should have kids by now, that I should be more religious, that I should be less religious, that I should eat fish, and that being vegan means that I'm stupid. There might also be comments about my hair. Oh, and at Passover, we're supposed to sit on cushions because we're free now and not slaves. At my uncle's house, that means men sit on cushions. Women sit on uncushioned chairs and serve the meal.

My aunt thinks I'm wonderful. My dad doesn't criticize me unless he thinks I'm spending too much money, or not making enough money. My cousin will not say anything to me other than "hi." Everybody else will probably have some comment about how I'm not up to standard.


Calli - Mar 22, 2010 3:58:43 pm PDT #13578 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry for your loss, Beth and Matt.

I'm sorry D didn't work out, smonster.