And also because it needs its own post:
Shir, honey, I am, so, so, so, so sorry. Whenever you run into that first vet, give him an extra special hard punch in the crotch.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Barb - Mar 14, 2010 6:00:27 am PDT #12968 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Mar 14, 2010 6:02:30 am PDT #12969 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
{{{Shir}}}
Anne W. - Mar 14, 2010 6:17:07 am PDT #12970 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Shir, I am so sorry.
beth b - Mar 14, 2010 6:35:52 am PDT #12971 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Shir, I'm very sorry
Shir - Mar 14, 2010 6:47:24 am PDT #12972 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
2 hours since I've got the call, and I can't stop crying.
They meet with the oncologist in 15 minutes. It's bad, guys. It's bad and violent. All over his skull, and ruined most of the bone of his nose in just few weeks.
I can't believe it. My brave little puppy. I just can't believe it's that bad.
Tom Scola - Mar 14, 2010 6:50:37 am PDT #12973 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
That's horrible, Shir. I'm so sorry.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 14, 2010 7:07:57 am PDT #12974 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh, I am so sorry. Poor puppy. Poor Shir.
amych - Mar 14, 2010 7:08:28 am PDT #12975 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
{{{Shir}}} I'm so sorry.
Hil R. - Mar 14, 2010 7:10:25 am PDT #12976 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
{{{{Shir}}}}
Burrell - Mar 14, 2010 7:16:34 am PDT #12977 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am sorry Shir