You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 14, 2010 7:07:57 am PDT #12974 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I am so sorry. Poor puppy. Poor Shir.


amych - Mar 14, 2010 7:08:28 am PDT #12975 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{Shir}}} I'm so sorry.


Hil R. - Mar 14, 2010 7:10:25 am PDT #12976 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{{{Shir}}}}


Burrell - Mar 14, 2010 7:16:34 am PDT #12977 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am sorry Shir


Shir - Mar 14, 2010 7:27:54 am PDT #12978 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Stopped crying hysterically.

God, that's one hell of a punch to the stomach. I just hope we have enough time to start a fight. Just this. This can't be happening so fast that we won't have time to do that, right? We just first heard about this option on Friday, dammit.


Zenkitty - Mar 14, 2010 7:38:09 am PDT #12979 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh,, Shir. That's terrible. Poor puppy! I didn't know a cancer could spread that fast.


Shir - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:10 am PDT #12980 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Neither did I. Apparently it can.


Ginger - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:21 am PDT #12981 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, Shir. I'm so sorry.


Barb - Mar 14, 2010 7:44:25 am PDT #12982 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fuck cancer.


Calli - Mar 14, 2010 7:56:46 am PDT #12983 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm so sorry, Shir.