Yay, Harvey!
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2010 10:03:23 am PST #12714 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
meara - Mar 11, 2010 10:32:04 am PST #12715 of 30000
Hee. I have this sudden vision of Hil going tonwork at a HBCU and REALLY getting the "so what are you" question (from people not at the school)
Calli - Mar 11, 2010 10:44:59 am PST #12716 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Ah. I guess the crystals would explain why he was disinclined to produce, if they're causing irritation. I hope the dampened food helps clear up the problem. And yay for no infection!
Strix - Mar 11, 2010 10:49:54 am PST #12717 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
All I can think of are dilithium crystals, which would make for some stinky ass space travel.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2010 10:51:36 am PST #12718 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe that's what "flavor crystals" are....
DavidS - Mar 11, 2010 10:56:38 am PST #12719 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
All I can think of are dilithium crystals, which would make for some stinky ass space travel.
"Scotty! Give me Warp Speed Cat Piss!"
Strix - Mar 11, 2010 10:59:31 am PST #12720 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
You wouldn't need a deflector shield, with that ammoniacal reek.
I love my cats, my OMG, my eyes, my eyes! My nose lining! OWWW.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2010 11:16:07 am PST #12721 of 30000
brillig
Hubby's filled in another box on his "medical conditions to achieve in my lifetime," a semi-collapsed lung. I told him to stop treating the diagnostic manual as a to-do list. He shrugged and said, "It's not like it's the first collapsed lung I've had." I told him not to sound so proud.
Frustrating man. He told his doctor that he thought his CPAP was at a high enough pressure that it a collapsed lung wouldn't happen. Doc laughed. So now he's on Advair to clear up the gunk. We should be collecting points for all this stuff.
Strix - Mar 11, 2010 11:21:02 am PST #12722 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, good lord, Connie! Tell him to STOP THAT.
Dang, dude. I hope it clears up well. Goodness.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2010 11:27:37 am PST #12723 of 30000
brillig
I should not have to great news of "semi-collapsed lung" with a sigh of relief and "Is that all?" I was afraid of pneumonia, or TB, since his mom was treated for it when he was a kid and she didn't tell anyone. We only found out by going through stacks of papers and finding the letter saying "completion of treatment."
So he comes by it honestly. "Honey, should I go to the doctor for this or will a band-aid do?" "I can see the bone!" "So yes on the ER?"