You wouldn't need a deflector shield, with that ammoniacal reek.
I love my cats, my OMG, my eyes, my eyes! My nose lining! OWWW.
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Mar 11, 2010 10:59:31 am PST #12720 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2010 11:16:07 am PST #12721 of 30000
brillig
Hubby's filled in another box on his "medical conditions to achieve in my lifetime," a semi-collapsed lung. I told him to stop treating the diagnostic manual as a to-do list. He shrugged and said, "It's not like it's the first collapsed lung I've had." I told him not to sound so proud.
Frustrating man. He told his doctor that he thought his CPAP was at a high enough pressure that it a collapsed lung wouldn't happen. Doc laughed. So now he's on Advair to clear up the gunk. We should be collecting points for all this stuff.
Strix - Mar 11, 2010 11:21:02 am PST #12722 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, good lord, Connie! Tell him to STOP THAT.
Dang, dude. I hope it clears up well. Goodness.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2010 11:27:37 am PST #12723 of 30000
brillig
I should not have to great news of "semi-collapsed lung" with a sigh of relief and "Is that all?" I was afraid of pneumonia, or TB, since his mom was treated for it when he was a kid and she didn't tell anyone. We only found out by going through stacks of papers and finding the letter saying "completion of treatment."
So he comes by it honestly. "Honey, should I go to the doctor for this or will a band-aid do?" "I can see the bone!" "So yes on the ER?"
WindSparrow - Mar 11, 2010 11:29:44 am PST #12724 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And I just got up from a nap. I'm going in to work now, a bit later than usual, because of having that seminar yesterday. Nice nap. Two cats.
WindSparrow - Mar 11, 2010 11:33:32 am PST #12725 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Good gravy. Semi-collapsed lung. Well, I'm glad it's not worse. Much ~ma for getting better, though.
P.S. Only Buffistas could make me laugh about Harvey's urinary tract issues. Love you. Love you to bits.
omnis_audis - Mar 11, 2010 11:39:05 am PST #12726 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
yay naps for WindSparrow!
Toddson - Mar 11, 2010 11:42:15 am PST #12727 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie, have you considered renting him out to medical schools? Educational for them, some money for you.
smonster - Mar 11, 2010 11:56:06 am PST #12728 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Boo lung! Yay not worse problem!
Yay naps!
I just started taking Cal/Mag and vitamin D (yes with food) before I go to bed... I slept HARD last night and am feeling strangely good today. This could be interesting.
Calli - Mar 11, 2010 12:00:29 pm PST #12729 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I hope your husband recovers from his collapsed lung quickly, Connie.
smonster, that sounds interesting. I'll be interested in how the combo works out for you.