Salad shooter's too good for that cheeseweasel, Aims.
I'm thinking rusty chainsaw sans lube.
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Mar 06, 2010 4:45:03 pm PST #12377 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2010 4:48:00 pm PST #12378 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm thinking rusty chainsaw sans lube.
Rusty chainsaw with saltwater lube.
Polter-Cow - Mar 06, 2010 4:48:46 pm PST #12379 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A mutant termite ringworm with rusty chainsaw arms.
DCJensen - Mar 06, 2010 4:50:13 pm PST #12380 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"With full pack."
tommyrot - Mar 06, 2010 4:51:08 pm PST #12381 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A mutant termite ringworm with rusty chainsaw arms.
That lays an egg that turns into one of those chestbursting Aliens - not one from the Alien movies, but the one from Mel Brooks's Spaceballs, that does a little song and dance after it bursts from your chest.
sj - Mar 06, 2010 4:51:46 pm PST #12382 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Will someone kick my ass and make me call my doctor on Monday? The pain is fully back now, whatever good effects I was getting from the steroids have completely warn off.
-t - Mar 06, 2010 5:04:55 pm PST #12383 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Infuriating, Aims. What an ass.
Good for you, making seven days!
NoiseDesign - Mar 06, 2010 5:07:40 pm PST #12384 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Aims your Uncle should have the steering column from a 1973 AMC Gremlin used to dredge his colon.
IJS.
Aims - Mar 06, 2010 5:08:23 pm PST #12385 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My sister believes that the ratio of f-bombs to regular English in my conversation is directly related to the amount of nicotine in my body.
Or, as Dennis Farina would put it, "They say the no fucking cigarettes is the fucking reason for the horrible fucking language."
Aims - Mar 06, 2010 5:09:59 pm PST #12386 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
This is one place I'm calling on tomorrow. And I'm going over to my uncle's house and telling him that we're paying $450 a month until we move.