I'm sitting here, falling asleep at my desk.

Probably doesn't help that I'm researching Morpheus for new! story! idea.

Help! What should I think of to stay awake?

Or play?

Or... whatever.

I'm depending on you people.

Washed up celebrities that went right wing

Aw, that's mean. Maintaing a career as a peformer for a couple of decades isn't a simple thing.

That said, they all seem like dicks.

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Straw poll - who thinks this is funny? Who thinks it's disturbing? Both? Would you look askance at someone who thought it was funny? [link]

That's pretty funny if you like absurd and weird. Which I happen to. I am commonly amused by that which is bent. It is decidedly disturbing.

OTOH, I wouldn't expect people to find it funny in the "Look at this amazing thing!!!" and we all crack up way. I't ain't no Only in Kenya. It's plain to me that most people aren't going to dig that.

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Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!

I would love to know what they DO consider "had sex". Oh, and what percentage of them have dogged their wives for years with a strangely clear conscience.

Speaking of sex...meara, your facebook link totally gave me the present for the SO's birthday. And not just because the footage of gameplay is apparently simultaneous masturbation

Hee! I was so surprised to find there's Wii Curling and none of my friends had previously mentioned it!! I want to know if it lets you throw the stone, or just sweep, though. And if you get to do it all as the same player (like, do you pause in between?) or you throw, and then tell other people to sweep, and then sweep on someone else's throw, like you would in a real game. Etc, etc. Maybe I'll get it for my sister for Christmas. Oooooh...

Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!

Maybe it only counts if everyone involved has an orgasm?

t /trying to be charitable

How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.

Come on, if you counted that, that'd mean they had sex with their dog, fer Chrissakes.

Maybe it's only "having sex" if you intend to procreate? I cannot imagine what sex is, if it isn't PIV.

And now, of course, I'm going through the list in my head, figuring out what I consider is/is not Teh Sex.

Washed up celebrities that went right wing

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

"And hell is just a sauna."

Thanks for the input on the video. I can be oddly prudish sometimes.

I can be oddly prudish sometimes.

Really? I wouldn't consider Grandma's Cheese an example of that.

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!"

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

::hearts smonster::

That's the only one that really made me sad, too, for that very reason.