Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Mar 05, 2010 11:44:49 am PST #12250 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!

Maybe it only counts if everyone involved has an orgasm?

t /trying to be charitable


billytea - Mar 05, 2010 11:46:17 am PST #12251 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How is that NOT sex? I mean, I'd understand blowjobs or something, but PIV is TEH SEX.

Come on, if you counted that, that'd mean they had sex with their dog, fer Chrissakes.


Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 11:46:43 am PST #12252 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Maybe it's only "having sex" if you intend to procreate? I cannot imagine what sex is, if it isn't PIV.

And now, of course, I'm going through the list in my head, figuring out what I consider is/is not Teh Sex.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 11:58:09 am PST #12253 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Washed up celebrities that went right wing

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

"And hell is just a sauna."

Thanks for the input on the video. I can be oddly prudish sometimes.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2010 12:01:31 pm PST #12254 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I can be oddly prudish sometimes.

Really? I wouldn't consider Grandma's Cheese an example of that.


Polter-Cow - Mar 05, 2010 12:10:13 pm PST #12255 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!"


Barb - Mar 05, 2010 12:13:09 pm PST #12256 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

The only one on that list that made me sad at all was Larry Miller, mainly for his role as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.

::hearts smonster::

That's the only one that really made me sad, too, for that very reason.


erikaj - Mar 05, 2010 12:27:15 pm PST #12257 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I know, although I was also kind of bummed that Victoria Jackson is going to be opening some kind of teabag fiesta with "There's a Communist in the White House." I don't feel artistically betrayed, but I thought she was cute once. Sometimes I feel like funny Dennis Miller died on 9/11.


Cashmere - Mar 05, 2010 12:36:40 pm PST #12258 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Apparently 23% of men over 65 don't think PIV counts as "had sex"!

That sound you hear is Alfred Kinsey rolling in his grave.

Sometimes I feel like funny Dennis Miller died on 9/11.

I feel that way every time I see his smug smile. I used to enjoy that smug smile.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 12:52:15 pm PST #12259 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!"

"Shoulda used the window!"

Best teen movie of the 90s, hands down.