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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 5:50:22 am PST #12035 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone tried this? Make Scrambled Eggs and Bacon in the Oven

Scrambled eggs and bacon are a hearty, heart-warming way to start a day, but they require a bit too much stove-top work and dish dirtying for a typical morning. Not so if you follow this oven technique, which keeps your eggs fluffy.


juliana - Mar 04, 2010 5:51:14 am PST #12036 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Scramble all the way. If I'm at home, I dump in about a half cup of salsa just before I start breaking it up into curds. Om nom nom nom.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2010 5:51:57 am PST #12037 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That seems like more hassle than doing on the stove.


Jessica - Mar 04, 2010 6:00:18 am PST #12038 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Scrambled eggs for a crowd are better done in a small saucepan than a skillet - you have to stir them a bit more to make the curds cook evenly, but they'll stay warm for longer without drying out.


Vortex - Mar 04, 2010 6:03:44 am PST #12039 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I often cook bacon in the oven. It comes out nice and chewy and it doesn't spatter all over the stovetop (and your arms). Plus, it frees up a burner. Plus, all the cleanup is taking out the aluminum foil from the pan and giving it a rinse.

Also, Buffistas who like Jones New York, they're having a $99 suit sale, but it ends at 12PM EST, so hurry to jny.com if you're interested.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2010 6:05:34 am PST #12040 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

dang it, no time to cook bacon & eggs. :: hrmph ::

Congrats to bt & wb for passing respective tests!

Must go to work now. Would rather sleep at the moment.


sj - Mar 04, 2010 6:10:15 am PST #12041 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love bacon in the oven on a rack so that all the extra grease falls away. I also like my bacon as cooked as possible. I always order it burnt at restaurants.


Stephanie - Mar 04, 2010 6:11:51 am PST #12042 of 30000
Trust my rage

Vortex, that's a great sale and I need new professional clothes. Thanks!


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:14:52 am PST #12043 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like eggs every old way: omelets, fried and runny, scrambled with fresh reggiano, eggs in a basket, hard boiled in salads, poached with hollandaise, soft boiled with salt and pepper.

Fortunately JZ is as one with me in egg-love, and the virtues of a golden runny yolk sopped up with toast.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 6:16:52 am PST #12044 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::blechh::