I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.

Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Mar 04, 2010 6:03:44 am PST #12039 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I often cook bacon in the oven. It comes out nice and chewy and it doesn't spatter all over the stovetop (and your arms). Plus, it frees up a burner. Plus, all the cleanup is taking out the aluminum foil from the pan and giving it a rinse.

Also, Buffistas who like Jones New York, they're having a $99 suit sale, but it ends at 12PM EST, so hurry to jny.com if you're interested.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2010 6:05:34 am PST #12040 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

dang it, no time to cook bacon & eggs. :: hrmph ::

Congrats to bt & wb for passing respective tests!

Must go to work now. Would rather sleep at the moment.


sj - Mar 04, 2010 6:10:15 am PST #12041 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love bacon in the oven on a rack so that all the extra grease falls away. I also like my bacon as cooked as possible. I always order it burnt at restaurants.


Stephanie - Mar 04, 2010 6:11:51 am PST #12042 of 30000
Trust my rage

Vortex, that's a great sale and I need new professional clothes. Thanks!


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:14:52 am PST #12043 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like eggs every old way: omelets, fried and runny, scrambled with fresh reggiano, eggs in a basket, hard boiled in salads, poached with hollandaise, soft boiled with salt and pepper.

Fortunately JZ is as one with me in egg-love, and the virtues of a golden runny yolk sopped up with toast.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 6:16:52 am PST #12044 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::blechh::


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:17:51 am PST #12045 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was afraid you might see that.

What you need is an egg font to block these things out.


Ginger - Mar 04, 2010 6:20:45 am PST #12046 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

::blechhs with ita::


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:22:16 am PST #12047 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's fine, you guys savor your sad little eggless existence.


Barb - Mar 04, 2010 6:23:26 am PST #12048 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

::sits in egg-lovers corner w/Hec and JZ::

Now I want eggs in a basket. And toast.