You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.

Fred ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 7:45:53 am PST #11444 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, except it teaches girls that their choices in life are going to the beauty salon, the spa or the mall.

Eh, I don't know. Does regular Monopoly teach kids that their only choices in life are to be real estate moguls? Does Star Wars Monopoly teach kids that their only choices in life are rebelling against the Empire?

I feel like with the avalanche of inferior pink "for-girls" products out there, I can't find the energy to get mad about this one. I have outrage fatigue.


DCJensen - Feb 26, 2010 7:46:16 am PST #11445 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I always think of fuchsia as a pinker shade of purple. Which, of course, is a pinker shade of blue...

Now I have Whiter Shade of Pale in my head.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 7:48:29 am PST #11446 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not French enough.

Sunburst splendor is a hue more worthy of a champion.


Barb - Feb 26, 2010 7:58:14 am PST #11447 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oy, I just had to have my first "Huh, not such a good idea to be looking at those sites," conversation with my son.

Got caught red-handed and was mortified. Lewis was freaking mildly which allowed me to be mellow and let everyone sleep on it and I talked to him this morning and went over the "You know a) those sites are not the best resource for general information, b) there are a ton of creeps on the Internet and it's my job to keep you safe, and c) seriously, dude, I'll buy you a Playboy. Or Playgirl. Whichever."

Not that I think he's going to be overtly willing to come talk, but I let him know it was safe with us.


erikaj - Feb 26, 2010 7:59:45 am PST #11448 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't show my tits much...they came so late, I'm shocked when I get comments on them, but I have heard they're nice. On Daily Kos, recipes are the "salad shooter' So, two people almost come to blows, and wow, Stuffed Peppers. It would mean more if I could make anything, or were more contentious, one of the two.


amych - Feb 26, 2010 8:00:16 am PST #11449 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

Stoopid glass cubicles.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2010 8:06:30 am PST #11450 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I don't think that the Buffistas at large have seen my boobies.

Seen? No.

Had them used to apply glitter to my face?

....No comment.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 26, 2010 8:06:34 am PST #11451 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In short: boobies.

Cash FTW.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 8:39:15 am PST #11452 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You know a) those sites are not the best resource for general information, b) there are a ton of creeps on the Internet and it's my job to keep you safe, and c) seriously, dude, I'll buy you a Playboy. Or Playgirl. Whichever."

Not only creeps, but viruses GALORE. Make sure that computer is patched & has updated antivirus running - porn sites are great places to catch nasty botnet trojans.


Pix - Feb 26, 2010 8:39:27 am PST #11453 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

DAMN IT: [link]

This happened about a mile from where I work. It was not one of our students, but it's going to affect us a lot. SMITE the bastard who could hit and kill a teenaged girl and then run away like a fucking coward.