Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 26, 2010 8:06:34 am PST #11451 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In short: boobies.

Cash FTW.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 8:39:15 am PST #11452 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You know a) those sites are not the best resource for general information, b) there are a ton of creeps on the Internet and it's my job to keep you safe, and c) seriously, dude, I'll buy you a Playboy. Or Playgirl. Whichever."

Not only creeps, but viruses GALORE. Make sure that computer is patched & has updated antivirus running - porn sites are great places to catch nasty botnet trojans.


Pix - Feb 26, 2010 8:39:27 am PST #11453 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

DAMN IT: [link]

This happened about a mile from where I work. It was not one of our students, but it's going to affect us a lot. SMITE the bastard who could hit and kill a teenaged girl and then run away like a fucking coward.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2010 8:42:13 am PST #11454 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, Kristin. How awful.


Barb - Feb 26, 2010 8:42:35 am PST #11455 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not only creeps, but viruses GALORE.

Yeah, I told him that too. I mean, we have a certain measure of protection since we have Macs, but still, anything's possible.

I'm not entirely sure I handled it as well as I could have, but I do know that freaking out and telling him "wrong, wrong, wrongity wrong!!" without any explanation would have only been an invitation for him to clam up further and do more looking.


Barb - Feb 26, 2010 8:43:00 am PST #11456 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Also, Kristin, that's just absolutely terrible. I hope they catch the cowardly fuckweasel.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 8:46:23 am PST #11457 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh no Kristin, how awful.


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2010 8:57:20 am PST #11458 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I know where my bread is buttered.

Made it to the doctor.We're waiting to go in.


Atropa - Feb 26, 2010 9:20:29 am PST #11459 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Kristin, how awful.

Ugh. I hate the pink backlash

Yeah, I'm with you on that. I want ridiculous pink things, to mix with my black and stripy wardrobe.

ION, tell me soothing things. I had to send someone email referencing some scene drama from last summer that I was part of, and it has made me feel stupid and uncomfortable all over again.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2010 9:24:22 am PST #11460 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

yay, back progress has been made! Now it just hurts regular-like. Took a shower, brushed teeth, and Tom changed the sheets. Ahhhh.

Politics and boob-age, eh? Good times.