Willow ,'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's kind of funny inthe ironic sort of way that Joe's shooting a film for class most of the weekend, so I will be bribing our child into submission by creating a Fancy Nancy bedroom for her.
Which is ALL pink and purple.
Or rather, fuschia, which a fancy way of saying purple.
Or rather, fuschia, which a fancy way of saying purple.
What about Pomegranate Mist?
Not French enough.
Yeah, except it teaches girls that their choices in life are going to the beauty salon, the spa or the mall.
Eh, I don't know. Does regular Monopoly teach kids that their only choices in life are to be real estate moguls? Does Star Wars Monopoly teach kids that their only choices in life are rebelling against the Empire?
I feel like with the avalanche of inferior pink "for-girls" products out there, I can't find the energy to get mad about this one. I have outrage fatigue.
I always think of fuchsia as a pinker shade of purple. Which, of course, is a pinker shade of blue...
Now I have Whiter Shade of Pale in my head.
Not French enough.
Sunburst splendor is a hue more worthy of a champion.
Oy, I just had to have my first "Huh, not such a good idea to be looking at those sites," conversation with my son.
Got caught red-handed and was mortified. Lewis was freaking mildly which allowed me to be mellow and let everyone sleep on it and I talked to him this morning and went over the "You know a) those sites are not the best resource for general information, b) there are a ton of creeps on the Internet and it's my job to keep you safe, and c) seriously, dude, I'll buy you a Playboy. Or Playgirl. Whichever."
Not that I think he's going to be overtly willing to come talk, but I let him know it was safe with us.
I don't show my tits much...they came so late, I'm shocked when I get comments on them, but I have heard they're nice. On Daily Kos, recipes are the "salad shooter' So, two people almost come to blows, and wow, Stuffed Peppers. It would mean more if I could make anything, or were more contentious, one of the two.
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
Stoopid glass cubicles.
I don't think that the Buffistas at large have seen my boobies.
Seen? No.
Had them used to apply glitter to my face?
....No comment.