Bunnies frighten me.

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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Feb 26, 2010 6:52:15 am PST #11398 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I don't want a salad shooter, but I really need a salad spinner. My homegrown greens really need to be thoroughly dried; they're so delicate.


Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:52:26 am PST #11399 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

her doctor checks her small boobies and that she'll have bigger boobies when she's older.

Em made almost the same comment!! And last week, when she was pulling up her new tights, she said, "Look mommy! These tights almost go all the way to my small boobies! Which will get bigger, you know."

I concur: boobies.


Shari_H - Feb 26, 2010 6:53:23 am PST #11400 of 30000
Keep breathing!

I guarantee this [link] will take our minds off stuff.

Ah, that's much better. Thanks! Moving along now...


DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 6:55:27 am PST #11401 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In short: boobies.

In fact, shorter boobies.

How are they, by the way? How is your new and inviting rack?


Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:58:50 am PST #11402 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I do not think we have seen pictures of Cash with her new figure.

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

(I've been dying to say that. Apologies up front if it offends.)


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:21 am PST #11403 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apologies up front if it offends.

Heh heh. "Up front."


smonster - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:22 am PST #11404 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You know, WS, I'm pretty sure I have everything I need in one tote bag. It may even be in chronological fucking order.

But you know, if it would help, what about setting up a time when we can talk on the phone or maybe in IM while you work - it sometimes helps to have a cheerleader.

Aw, thanks. I should take you up on that. Sometimes just being accountable is enough.

From now on, whenever I am biting my tongue on a topic I shall just say "salad shooter."

So, salad shooter.


Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:51 am PST #11405 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Heh heh. "Up front."

t giggles


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:01 am PST #11406 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

When I went to the ER Tuesday, I had to take off my sweater and bra and wear a hospital gown, like you do. And then the EKG tech was a guy who needed to stick all the sticky pad thingies on me, so I just hiked up my hospital gown all the way, despite him being a dude, and despite the PCA in the room also being a dude.

I figured (1) they must see boobage all day, (2) I'll never see them again, and (3) kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.

I totally didn't expect that.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:47 am PST #11407 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.

Also, you have nice boobies.