In short: boobies.
In fact, shorter boobies.
How are they, by the way? How is your new and inviting rack?
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 6:55:27 am PST #11401 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:58:50 am PST #11402 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I do not think we have seen pictures of Cash with her new figure.
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
(I've been dying to say that. Apologies up front if it offends.)
Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:21 am PST #11403 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Apologies up front if it offends.
Heh heh. "Up front."
smonster - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:22 am PST #11404 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
You know, WS, I'm pretty sure I have everything I need in one tote bag. It may even be in chronological fucking order.
But you know, if it would help, what about setting up a time when we can talk on the phone or maybe in IM while you work - it sometimes helps to have a cheerleader.
Aw, thanks. I should take you up on that. Sometimes just being accountable is enough.
From now on, whenever I am biting my tongue on a topic I shall just say "salad shooter."
So, salad shooter.
Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:59:51 am PST #11405 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Heh heh. "Up front."
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Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:01 am PST #11406 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
When I went to the ER Tuesday, I had to take off my sweater and bra and wear a hospital gown, like you do. And then the EKG tech was a guy who needed to stick all the sticky pad thingies on me, so I just hiked up my hospital gown all the way, despite him being a dude, and despite the PCA in the room also being a dude.
I figured (1) they must see boobage all day, (2) I'll never see them again, and (3) kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.
I totally didn't expect that.
DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:47 am PST #11407 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.
Also, you have nice boobies.
Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 7:04:14 am PST #11408 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Also, you have nice boobies.
Thank you. Although the niceness isn't a factor in me whipping them out. For instance, my co-workers have never seen my boobies, despite their niceness. t edit ("Their" = my boobies, not my co-workers.)
Maybe if I catch the mailman today, I'll flash him.
Sean K - Feb 26, 2010 7:05:58 am PST #11409 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Aims, I'm watching "Mr. Willis From Ohio" right now.
Yes, I do feel the need to announce this on the board every single time it's on.
P.M. Marc - Feb 26, 2010 7:06:11 am PST #11410 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Also, you have nice boobies.
True dat.
Thank you. Although the niceness isn't a factor in me whipping them out. For instance, my co-workers have never seen my boobies, despite their niceness.
From the sounds of your office, no one there has earned it.
Do you have a good mailman?