Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:01 am PST #11406 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

When I went to the ER Tuesday, I had to take off my sweater and bra and wear a hospital gown, like you do. And then the EKG tech was a guy who needed to stick all the sticky pad thingies on me, so I just hiked up my hospital gown all the way, despite him being a dude, and despite the PCA in the room also being a dude.

I figured (1) they must see boobage all day, (2) I'll never see them again, and (3) kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.

I totally didn't expect that.


DavidS - Feb 26, 2010 7:02:47 am PST #11407 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.

Also, you have nice boobies.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2010 7:04:14 am PST #11408 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, you have nice boobies.

Thank you. Although the niceness isn't a factor in me whipping them out. For instance, my co-workers have never seen my boobies, despite their niceness. t edit ("Their" = my boobies, not my co-workers.)

Maybe if I catch the mailman today, I'll flash him.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2010 7:05:58 am PST #11409 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Aims, I'm watching "Mr. Willis From Ohio" right now.

Yes, I do feel the need to announce this on the board every single time it's on.


P.M. Marc - Feb 26, 2010 7:06:11 am PST #11410 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Also, you have nice boobies.

True dat.

Thank you. Although the niceness isn't a factor in me whipping them out. For instance, my co-workers have never seen my boobies, despite their niceness.

From the sounds of your office, no one there has earned it.

Do you have a good mailman?


Laga - Feb 26, 2010 7:06:12 am PST #11411 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I was going to explain why I'm still as angry at Clinton as I am at Bush but now I realize that I agree the discussion has run its course.

Boobies!


Aims - Feb 26, 2010 7:07:20 am PST #11412 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, I'm watching "Mr. Willis From Ohio" right now.

And it fits, as that in one scene, all you can see are my boobs!


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2010 7:07:27 am PST #11413 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They make you take your bra off at the ER? Admittedly I pout when they make me take my shirt off (I wear short sleeves for good IV access, and loose knits so they can fumble underneath to attach the EKG) but they can damned well work around the bra.

Not for modesty reasons. I just want to wear my shit. Sense of control.

But I've found medical professionals here extremely woman-bits shy. Always had to get another female in the room.


smonster - Feb 26, 2010 7:07:29 am PST #11414 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

kinky parties have made me kind of cavalier about other people seeing my boobies.

Between rugby and bellydance, I will walk around in my bra at the least provocation.


DCJensen - Feb 26, 2010 7:07:47 am PST #11415 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Monopoly repackaged "for girls" - [link]

The description of the changes to make it "for girls' is genuinely stereotypical. Malls? Boutiques? Salons?

I started looking at the number of different versions of Monopoly out there. It's fairly wide, now: NFL, State-based, Pixar, etc. huh.

How about this one? [link]

The Disney™ Princess edition.