I'm pretty happy with the way people have presented their respective political stances in a respectful way. Even if no minds are going to be changed, at least we all know where we stand. With that, I'll step out of the political and get back to the salad shooters.

I'm having a pampered chef party tonight, anyway so my mind is on kitchen gadgets.

I also have to take Liv with me for my check up with my plastic surgeon. I hope they don't mind her tagging along because I couldn't find anyone to watch her for my appointment. When I told her that she was going with me to get my boobies checked she told me that sometimes, her doctor checks her small boobies and that she'll have bigger boobies when she's older.

In short: boobies.

I guarantee this [link] will take our minds off stuff. Especially as it looks like those dresses were designed using a flaming salad shooter.

What's your percentage? I'm seriously tempted.

Hmm, how about 15%. Of course, by the time you gather up all the stuff that I would need to do it for you and send it to me, you might as well have done it yourself. So why not just do it and send me 5% for the hell of it. Muahahahaahahahahahahhha.

But you know, if it would help, what about setting up a time when we can talk on the phone or maybe in IM while you work - it sometimes helps to have a cheerleader.

how much money the GWB admin. poured into AIDS, malaria, and TB prevention and treatment in the Third World, into environmental issues (in ways the "green" among us would approve), etc. The SCHIP program was reauthorized by Bush, the prescription drug benefit was signed by Bush, etc.

While I'm not naive enough to believe that people are ever 100% good or 100% bad, I cannot think of anything -- literally anything -- that the Bush administration did that redeems lying us into a war and authorizing torture. Nothing.

God. I was not going to engage on this, but I can't avoid it.

I don't want a salad shooter, but I really need a salad spinner. My homegrown greens really need to be thoroughly dried; they're so delicate.

her doctor checks her small boobies and that she'll have bigger boobies when she's older.

Em made almost the same comment!! And last week, when she was pulling up her new tights, she said, "Look mommy! These tights almost go all the way to my small boobies! Which will get bigger, you know."

I concur: boobies.

I guarantee this [link] will take our minds off stuff.

Ah, that's much better. Thanks! Moving along now...

In short: boobies.

In fact, shorter boobies.

How are they, by the way? How is your new and inviting rack?

I do not think we have seen pictures of Cash with her new figure.

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

(I've been dying to say that. Apologies up front if it offends.)

Apologies up front if it offends.

Heh heh. "Up front."

You know, WS, I'm pretty sure I have everything I need in one tote bag. It may even be in chronological fucking order.

But you know, if it would help, what about setting up a time when we can talk on the phone or maybe in IM while you work - it sometimes helps to have a cheerleader.

Aw, thanks. I should take you up on that. Sometimes just being accountable is enough.

From now on, whenever I am biting my tongue on a topic I shall just say "salad shooter."

So, salad shooter.